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a young man with red hair is sitting at a desk in a classroom with a girl . Alt: a young man with a red face and veins popping out of his forehead and neck

my boobs in the morning when my baby decides to have a 10 hour sleep

you would think after being on this earth for 32 years i’d no longer be shocked by the passing of time but honestly…how the fuk is my baby 12 weeks old already

feel like im not mentally keeping up with inflation bc i just saw a tiktok of “how to make a budget friendly meal under $20” and im out here still trying to keep them under $10 😭

a man stands in front of a crowd with the words are you not entertained Alt: a man stands in front of a crowd with the closed caption ‘are you not entertained?’

me when i give my 2 month old a ball and some black & white cards to stare at while i catch up on MAFS

big con of breastfeeding is having to get up early to feed to then have ur partner get up an hr later asking if u want maccas while ur halfway thru the breakfast and coffee u just made urself

why is my town so conservative it hurts my heart

finding out a very popular and locally loved family friend is running for MP in the by-election: 🙂
realising they’re representing *ne n*tion: 🙃

honestly how do people make friends in their 30s. i used to make friends so easily but i can’t even muster up enough social energy to keep in regular contact with my existing friends 😭

went to my first new parents group today and was reminded that i am the most awkward human to ever walk this planet

thinkin about my fiancé buying mens 50+ multivitamins thinking they had over 50 vitamins in them and weren’t designed for men over 50 yrs of age

me: it’s called the monobob coz it’s one person. bobsleigh is when they have 2-4 people riding together
bam: is that so they keep warm

i am convinced babies see ghosts

put my baby to sleep at 8:30pm and decided to stay up til his next feed (usually 10:30-11pm). why is it nearly 1am and the dude’s still asleep 😭 i just missed my chance of a solid 5 hr stretch 😭

woolworths bunch email offering a free sample of greek yoghurt

woolies is reading my posts

the current greek yoghurt shortage feels like a personal attack

spent $3k last year on a new couch about 4 days before finding out we were having a baby…..who just projectile vomited on it for the first time 🥲 he managed to find the one patch of fabric that wasn’t covered in blankets 🥲

i haven’t driven a car since mid-november and the only time i’ve rly left the house since then is for appointments and to go to the hospital. currently putting together a shopping list to take louis to woolies on tuesday and i fear it will be the highlight of my week 😭

watching the italian olympic opening ceremony and i am disappointed in the lack of eiffel 65

my baby’s comedic timing of his farts is truly next level. i’m glad he’s oblivious to our laughter coz one day he’s gonna realise how funny he is and then i’ll be in trouble

10 yr old me thinking she was so cool: NAS NE DOGONYAT

day 5 of this 6-day 42°C+ week and my swampy is absolutely fighting for its life

being home 24/7 with a newborn means my energy bill is already looking like a $900 quarter but now the weather gods decide to throw in a second extreme heatwave 🫠

this is the first time harry’s announced an aus tour and i have felt nothing. i am free

baby’s hand with pointer finger up

he’s ready to strike again

need to stop using my phone around my baby, he just disliked some random person’s comment on fb in his sleep

obviously becoming pregnant was a conscious choice but i think bc everything happened so fast and all at once i haven’t been able to stop and soak anything in until now. which is also crazy coz im sitting here with a 5 week old who i feel was born yesterday. i need time to slow down please

looking at my instagram and seeing my posts transition from gig photos to baby photos is so surreal?? i honestly feel like life has just Happened to me since i made the decision to move home. who woulda thought the same yr we moved into our own place we’d be ending that year with a baby in the house

a man in a suit and tie is giving a thumbs up in an art studio Alt: mr bean in an art studio giving a thumbs up to all the people around him

how it feels to spend 90 mins feeding ur baby at 3am only for them to throw up their entire stomach contents the second they finally fall back to sleep

my fiancé went into heated rivalry thinking it was gonna be like shoresy and he was very disappointed in the lack of hockey fights