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You’re absolutely right! A kilogram of steel is heavier than feathers — because steel is heavier than feathers.

12.03.2026 00:51 👍 23 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0
An over-character-limit screenshot of a post draft by Shen, reading:

"MISS MAKIMA, THIS GAME SUCKS. WHY CAN'T WE PLAY SCOUTZKNIVES."

"Now now, Power. You need a little more patience for this game. It's all about air control before you hit the ramp. You have to swivel a little in the air to gain speed, just like a fish. Glub glub!"

"I dunno power, I'm doing pretty well at it."

"MAKES SENSE THAT YOU'D EXCEL AT SUCH A BORING GAME, TOPKNOT."

An over-character-limit screenshot of a post draft by Shen, reading: "MISS MAKIMA, THIS GAME SUCKS. WHY CAN'T WE PLAY SCOUTZKNIVES." "Now now, Power. You need a little more patience for this game. It's all about air control before you hit the ramp. You have to swivel a little in the air to gain speed, just like a fish. Glub glub!" "I dunno power, I'm doing pretty well at it." "MAKES SENSE THAT YOU'D EXCEL AT SUCH A BORING GAME, TOPKNOT."

11.03.2026 00:03 👍 744 🔁 34 💬 5 📌 0
Panel 1: Shen is standing in a complicated machine, having seemingly just appeared inside it with sparks of green electricity. His clothes billow as he yells "AAA!! WHERE AM I??"

Panel 2: A serious looking, realistically drawn scientist begins to, with furrowed brow and intense shading, seriously explain: "It is the year 2155. We brought someone from the past who has an attention span of more than 6 seconds to"

Panel 3: The scientist is suddenly very simply/cutely drawn, now having raised his phone to his face and happily looking at it.

Panel 4: Shen raises his hands in a confused gesture and frustratedly says "YOU GUYS BUILT A TIME MACHINE IN 6 SECOND INTERVALS??"

Panel 1: Shen is standing in a complicated machine, having seemingly just appeared inside it with sparks of green electricity. His clothes billow as he yells "AAA!! WHERE AM I??" Panel 2: A serious looking, realistically drawn scientist begins to, with furrowed brow and intense shading, seriously explain: "It is the year 2155. We brought someone from the past who has an attention span of more than 6 seconds to" Panel 3: The scientist is suddenly very simply/cutely drawn, now having raised his phone to his face and happily looking at it. Panel 4: Shen raises his hands in a confused gesture and frustratedly says "YOU GUYS BUILT A TIME MACHINE IN 6 SECOND INTERVALS??"

10.03.2026 17:41 👍 6617 🔁 933 💬 37 📌 4
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10.03.2026 18:08 👍 128 🔁 25 💬 6 📌 3

pig milk

08.03.2026 07:36 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

@gork.it is this true

08.03.2026 07:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

in the future they will combine gambling and the minority report to create palantir polymarket where you can bet on if people will get arrested and then thats what the cops use to actually arrest people

07.03.2026 21:12 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

i may not be very well-versed, what do these tell us about the universe?

07.03.2026 19:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

much of its population are its victims

07.03.2026 19:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

im curious about what you mean

07.03.2026 19:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Black trans people are black, so it IS happening to black people right now and will only get worse.

07.03.2026 04:20 👍 398 🔁 114 💬 4 📌 3
allow all cookies pls

allow all cookies pls

07.03.2026 08:55 👍 6 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 0

This always makes me think the same shit every time. Why are you working that job? If you want a machine to do every single step for you, why the fuck do you work? Why get out of bed without the passion to do the thing you're allegedly excited to do? Why not just roll over and die if you don't care?

04.03.2026 18:59 👍 662 🔁 115 💬 5 📌 2
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When Your Homie Likes Hetslop #momojirou #todomomo #momoyaoyorozu #myheroacadamia #bokonoheroacademia

06.03.2026 20:48 👍 735 🔁 270 💬 12 📌 10

i dont get it either, plus it is awful on the battery *still* after all this time

06.03.2026 19:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nietzsche: every single person on this can and must take responsibility for the terms within which they exist and why, an entire species has the potential to superhuman by living with vigorous intent

people who can't read for 140 years: I am going to become a dolphin hitler

06.03.2026 06:24 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

If I maintained my hegemonic position in the world through violence I think the first thing I'd want everyone else to believe is that "violence is never the answer"

04.03.2026 23:34 👍 282 🔁 49 💬 8 📌 0

every time you enjoy speculating about canon, a Steve Shives loses his DS9 ballcap

04.03.2026 20:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Post image Plushie Twilight drinks her cocktail~

Plushie Twilight drinks her cocktail~

Twiplush! Sluurp!🫧

#mlpfim #mlpg4 #TwilightSparkle

04.03.2026 00:54 👍 68 🔁 28 💬 3 📌 0

you are too kind

04.03.2026 08:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

wow i wish i had written legal statement made under oath

the affable david:

03.03.2026 22:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Protect Queer Creators and Sex Workers - Tell Payment Processors to STOP TELL VISA, MASTERCARD, STRIPE, and PayPal to STOP

A reminder that payment processors have contact numbers, email address, and physical locations to which letters can be sent.

yellat.money

28.02.2026 14:38 👍 163 🔁 143 💬 0 📌 3

IMPEACH TRUMP ALREADY YOU ABSOLUTE DEAD EYED PSYCHOPATHS HE HAS TO GO

02.03.2026 23:09 👍 746 🔁 115 💬 30 📌 2

phasers set to gun

03.03.2026 04:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I HATE PYTHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

02.03.2026 14:48 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

hello fedi/bsky, what should i do with the blank page of my monthly journal spreads?

02.03.2026 19:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Original post on hachyderm.io

I don’t think any of you realize how dire the state of password management is. The lady next to me on this flight just logged onto the flight wifi by entering a password from her notes app. Then, on her work computer, she had a google sheet named “master password list” including one entry for […]

01.03.2026 18:31 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1

i personally think a programming language doesn't need to be able to run complex logic to be one, but it's really difficult to convince people of that so it's just easier to make it run x86 assembly instead

25.02.2026 16:35 👍 88 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 1

They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.

25.02.2026 16:24 👍 18332 🔁 6192 💬 194 📌 171
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26.02.2026 23:44 👍 163 🔁 31 💬 0 📌 0