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rap legend Jesse Dangerously

@dangerously.ca

I'm only 46 but my mind is older

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none of your bees's wax

10.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

look i just did what the people asked

10.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

exceeding the legal max

10.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

something something i claim to succeed at tasks
even if I didn't do anything; Tuxedo Mask

10.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i am going to rhyme "Tuxedo Mask" with "succeed at tasks"

and no one can stop me

10.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The repeating hook warns "They might not make another one" and at first I meant another dawn, like there might not be a tomorrow. But now I think I meant they might not make another YOU, like there might not be a tomorrow.

Either way, what a shame it would be.

09.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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An Work In Progress - March 2026 | rap legend Jesse Dangerously Get more from rap legend Jesse Dangerously on Patreon

I've been finding it really difficult to get words down on a page for a few years now, but a surprise message from a stranger has freed what I seem to have described here as a bubble from the swamp.

09.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Quick note about separating art from artist: i am the artist and this is not permitted.

09.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

plus lots of deeply faithful people are way smarter and better than i am so until i can explain that away I'll just try and be nice.

09.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i spent at least ten or fifteen years after that regrettably insufferable about not believing. I'm sorry for my personality in my twenties and thirties! it wasn't until New Atheism katamari'd up a crust of misogynists and racists so comfortably that i thought maybe i can just not be on a team.

09.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i sabotaged my best intentions by reading The Bible cover to cover in high school. i already was eager to stop going to Church (Roman Catholic) but i wasn't expecting to be as betrayed as i was by all the bits that had never come up in Sunday school. i did think there was brilliant allegory though.

09.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

people keep telling me i shouldn't piss my pants so much but I'll be god damned if i give my enemies even one chance to piss them first.

09.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i think maybe it is an opportunity for everyone to find a little warm corner in their heart to be ok with a nasty stache. sometimes i give myself a mustache just so i can remember mustache people have complex inner lives too. plus it's like halloween every day for a while!

07.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Want, For Nothing, by Danger Grove 10 track album

it's bandcamp Friday and this album is still very special, with its emotions and its styles and its bass and good cover art.

There are vinyls and tapes and CDs of it, but also you can just listen if you'd like to.

dangerously.bandcamp.com/album/want-f...

06.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

not everyone. some of them are fighting ME.

05.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

izzat so

03.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh wow. a legend.

03.03.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ah, i wish. enjoy it for me!

27.02.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chillhop Girl In Deep Concentration

27.02.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

either i could tell or it's just an easy thing to presume!

26.02.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Here's the thing: fuck the fucking fuckers. We stay alive so we can dance on their fucking graves.

26.02.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 183 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

yes

26.02.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

finding an MT-40 at a local used instrument store was like coming up on a legendary breakbeat record.... my friend and i went splits on it, but it's been safely entrenched with me 😎

23.02.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fat Protagonist, by rap legend Jesse Dangerously from the album The Rap Hundreds, season 2

kiss the gosh darn amethyst ring
it's the boss
got you thinking, aren't mammoths extinct?
I'm a mastodon
Totoro with glasses on...

dangerously.bandcamp.com/track/fat-pr...

23.02.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm guarded like a castle keep even when I'm fast asleep
Half my rap opinions would be regarded as blasphemy
That's how you know my love is sincere
I've kept these judgements from my peers for like, dozens of years

23.02.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thousand Horses, by rap legend Jesse Dangerously from the album The Rap Hundreds, season 3

If you're cute enough, all will be forgiven!
Don't look at me, that's just how the policy is written. I can't pretend to think it's solidly positioned, but nothing is in any former colony of Britain.

dangerously.bandcamp.com/track/thousa...

23.02.2026 03:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ACAB includes woop woop pull over that ass is too fat

18.02.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it is RAMPANT locally in the pro-palestinian well meaning progressive spaces where it seems like they've entrenched themselves in the idea that anything they're told is antisemitic these days is a cheap apologia for Israeli expansionism but i think also they just don't know any Jews in person???

17.02.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

delightful and welcome news in trying times

14.02.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Humble Book Bundle: Charlie Jane Anders & Annalee Newitz by TOR Don’t miss this bundle of novels and story collections from acclaimed authors Charlie Jane Anders and Annalee Newitz! Pay what you want and support charity!

I'm stoked that the Humble Bundle of my and @annaleen.bsky.social's books from Tor has raised nearly $5000 for the TGI Justice Project and Miss Major/Alexander Lee Black Trans Cultural Center.

www.humblebundle.com/books/charli...

Let me tell you about when I went to the TGIJP's anniversary party

08.02.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 507 πŸ” 255 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 64