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Writer. Actor. Problem Solver. Pro-democracy. (Call your elected reps!) Deadpan Humor Apologist. Anti-Tribalism. Anti-Fascism. Anti-Fashion. Pro-Empathy. Pro-Habitable Climate 🌍 #RankedChoiceVoting ❀️Show More Love❀️ https://linktr.ee/daniellelanglois

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β€˜Smart underwear’ measures how often humans fart β€œZen digesters” rarely fart. β€œHydrogen hyperproducers” fart a lot. Scientists are investigating what is typical.

β€œYou’re welcome.”

-Science

www.sciencenews.org/article/smar...

13.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Check out #Rooster on @hbomax.bsky.social if you have 33 minutes. Please and thanks.

09.03.2026 11:29 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

14.03.2026 06:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Those think tank puppets got a bad case of short sighted hubristic nincompoopery. πŸ’―

14.03.2026 06:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SO WAS *ALL* OF THIS in that secret Heritage Foundation β€˜Project 2026’ (β€œThe revolution will be bloodless if you let it”) plan, or did they not realize they have no control over a man who was easily blackmailed by multiple foreign nations?

14.03.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Smart underwear’ measures how often humans fart β€œZen digesters” rarely fart. β€œHydrogen hyperproducers” fart a lot. Scientists are investigating what is typical.

β€œYou’re welcome.”

-Science

www.sciencenews.org/article/smar...

13.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

An open statement of the regime's intentions both in Iran and in US media.

13.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 142 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

WOW.

13.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He ALMOST feels bad?

13.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Saruman notes that actually, cutting down all the trees and inventing a new kind of super orc might cause some problems…

12.03.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 113 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow!

13.03.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And who just gave this corporation a pardon?

Donald Trump.

12.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 1196 πŸ” 578 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 15

I can get him on Joe Rogan next week, but tell him to tone down the Bob Ross shit, it’s way too divisive.

12.03.2026 11:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People who phone me in the hour before cat-feeding have asked me things like: β€œAre you in a barn?”

10.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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WOW.

10.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I ever used a pseudonym it would probably be an anagram instead of a typo. πŸ€“

10.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t reward it and I endure an hour (sometimes more) of dissonant griping.

Accidentally rewarded it twice yesterday though! πŸ˜‚

10.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

😬😬😬😬

10.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Meanwhile, many of the most profitable companies in the U.S. have immigrants as CEOs.

10.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’―

These are the people who don’t want to wait in line, though. πŸ˜‚

10.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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NBC’s Richard Engel: β€œThe White House meme campaign is outraging many former US military commanders… they say only someone who has never really seen combat would think it’s a joke and put out material like this.”

09.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 16709 πŸ” 6967 πŸ’¬ 977 πŸ“Œ 509

Smart!

10.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sure seems like it!

10.03.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Twice.

09.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Daylight Savings: My cat tricked me into feeding him an hour earlier today.

09.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 225 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0

EW.

09.03.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

HEAR ME OUT

β€˜Drunk History: Climate Edition’

Climate History hosted by:
a sober, yet spicy Al Gore
and
Obama’s Anger Translator

@yellowdotstudios.bsky.social
@ghostpanther.bsky.social

09.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, a girl’s gotta eat…

08.03.2026 09:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The meme has been marinating all these years, waiting for exactly this

06.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 202 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1
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Plumbing the depths.

06.03.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0