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@zyxn

zyon ♃ 26πŸ€| he/him | πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ leo ☾ gemini ☼ sagittarius ↑ i’m just livin that life πŸ“Έ: instagram.com/zyon.perkins 🧿🧿🧿

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lmfaooooo honestly they did hype that shit up πŸ˜‚

29.01.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

nicki can fuck all the way off back to hell

28.01.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

seeing 18yr old me start college literally brought me to tears bc so much of my freshman year is blank lol. crazy seeings optimism in my eyes and not knowing what was to come. god bless growth and perspective fr

28.01.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

just scrolled through 10 years worth of snapchat memories i forgot existed. literally laughed, cried, and screamed bc i’d forgotten so much lol. depression really steals memories from you and just leaves blanks in place. thank god for my obsessive need to photograph/record everything growing up lol

28.01.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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woke up and the power is still on! yes god!

25.01.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

got my weed, snacks, and batteries. all set for this ice storm!

24.01.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

really like this new sound for him. wasn’t expecting it but he needed to grow musically and this was a great direction

23.01.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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open.spotify.com/track/45Z3m6...

23.01.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

he better be protected at all costs!!

20.01.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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just finished a knight of the seven kingdoms premiere and it was pretty good! now i just need house of the dragon back 😭

20.01.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i’m in here trying to finish stranger things and this shit is so bad like what happened???

15.01.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a white shirt is dancing in front of a couch . ALT: a man in a white shirt is dancing in front of a couch .

called out today bc it was cloudy

14.01.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MALUMA HOW COULD YOU!!!!

13.01.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yayyy congratssss!!

12.01.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

omg i love that one! jupiter is my fav

12.01.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon cat in a tuxedo is holding a conductor 's baton . ALT: a cartoon cat in a tuxedo is holding a conductor 's baton .

thrifted a huge record box set of rly old classical music for $10 and i’m enjoying it so much. just in here spinning around my kitchen like

12.01.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man and a woman are standing next to each other and looking at each other . ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and looking at each other .

we need to start confiscating podcast mics!

10.01.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

short version is they completely shit on and discredited all the work jasmine has been doing for YEARS and told people not to support her in the senate run because she is β€œtoo defined” for texas which is code for too black. meanwhile neither of these mfs live in texas like i cannot

10.01.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

White and nonblack people can’t mentally grasp how evil the Unite States is and has been because they don’t have an understanding of how deeply evil chattel slavery was.

10.01.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 469 πŸ” 162 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 27
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a man is looking at himself in a mirror while wearing a scrub suit . ALT: a man is looking at himself in a mirror while wearing a scrub suit .

and yes bowen yang is a proximity gay. he wanna be where the white folks are so let him!!!!!!!

10.01.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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ykw fuck bowen yang and matt rogers no talent having asses. crazy work to speak on jasmine crockett and be loud, ugly, and wrong!

10.01.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i just feel like if you can’t share your nudes with friends for feedback then you’re not rly friends

08.01.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Folks are going to have to start shooting back.

07.01.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 14
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tarot cards are arranged in a circle including the queen of clubs ALT: tarot cards are arranged in a circle including the queen of clubs

back tapped in and reading tarot again :) haven’t felt strong enough to do anything spiritually for over a year and it’s feels SO good to reconnect to it all

07.01.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

honestly this made me realize i used to really enjoy taking those and now i never do πŸ˜‚ might post and delete later we’ll see

07.01.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

forgot i had stuff in my hidden folder and just found a bunch of nudes from college lmfaoooooo

07.01.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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eating some ice cream and catching up on rhop πŸ˜‹

06.01.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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a woman in a pink dress is dancing in a club with her arms in the air . ALT: a woman in a pink dress is dancing in a club with her arms in the air .

nothing beats a mid day kitchen dance party!

05.01.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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took an extra day of PTO bc i just could not

05.01.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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altar is hot! let the year commence!

03.01.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0