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Martyn. Digital swiss army knife. Puts the 'ux' in 'deluxe'. Today is anything can happen day: https://youtube.com/watch?v=06RgMvqvZg4

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There's a new Jackass movie coming this summer “Well a wang dang and hot damn doodle, we are starting the year off with a bang,” says Johnny Knoxville.

This from the news last week - you're a prophet!
www.kerrang.com/theres-a-new...

14.01.2026 02:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

idk, folk do some weird ah shit when their wifi is down

21.10.2025 02:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hello, username sibling!

19.10.2025 15:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What is your favourite piece of music and why is it Pärt's Cantus in memoriam Benjamin Britten? 😍

28.07.2025 03:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An order email shows a phone for sale for £1228 but with discounts applied totalling £855.35. The actual sale price was £372.65.

An order email shows a phone for sale for £1228 but with discounts applied totalling £855.35. The actual sale price was £372.65.

Need a new phone, and kept digging for discount codes, offers and options, and then the universe aligned and they all stacked. Feels illegal, but Samsung's promo team should really talk to each other more 😂😎

21.07.2025 09:19 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Airbnb review: "Peter was a great host, he was always there when we needed him, popping over often to check we were good. He had lots of stories about the local ar-".
Imma stop you there. One star. Airbnb men, leave everyone the fuck alone 🙏🏼💸

16.07.2025 10:25 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Would you like to speak to shitwankers about your experience with shitwankers?"

16.07.2025 10:20 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Go On Show 😭😂😂😅

16.07.2025 10:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Beautiful. Now do a glassmorphism O/S 2 Warp!

14.07.2025 08:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happiness is a belly full of kbbq, dancing around your kitchen with your dog and partner to 'Meet Her At The Love Parade'

12.07.2025 19:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

same!!! Walkabout on the school TV... absolute scenes!

12.07.2025 07:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Deep cut but legendary ✨🚀

09.07.2025 20:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

GW is such a pathetic cunt

09.07.2025 14:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Despicable

24.06.2025 13:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man sits in front of a large glowing sun in a dark room Alt: a man sits in front of a large glowing sun in a dark room

For some reason this has inspired existential dread in me

20.06.2025 21:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm still trying to get to the bottom of why the sun is always pictured wearing sunglasses

20.06.2025 09:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
A set of 6 poorly drawn characters each has a future job title. They are Gravity eater, Quantum hunter, Glitch dreamer, Void deer, Boson cutter and some crazy collection of random letters and glyphs

A set of 6 poorly drawn characters each has a future job title. They are Gravity eater, Quantum hunter, Glitch dreamer, Void deer, Boson cutter and some crazy collection of random letters and glyphs

It's careers day, folks. What's your future job?

10.06.2025 13:57 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
A Shiba inu puppy wearing a grey beanie and looking like Jon Bernthal

A Shiba inu puppy wearing a grey beanie and looking like Jon Bernthal

Why does my dog look like Jon Bernthal tho

09.06.2025 14:52 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You can tell a lot about someone who visits a country as a tourist and complains how the place they went to was full of tourists

04.06.2025 21:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Brass Eye ~ episode 2 ~ Why gay people shouldn't be in the navy - Gay humour
Brass Eye ~ episode 2 ~ Why gay people shouldn't be in the navy - Gay humour YouTube video by trixie bloom

Meanwhile, in the UK: www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7OV...

03.06.2025 08:43 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh man, this takes me back. Saturdays spent tirelessly and happily dry-brushing guns and cannons to make them look worn and gritty. I can smell the enamels if I think about it long enough! :)

23.05.2025 08:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

+1 for obsidian

22.05.2025 12:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My brain collapses when I start thinking about 'what is the equivelent of X to Y?'. My son asked me if he could watch 'Leon' (US: The Professional) the other day, I was like, ah yeah, good movie. He's 15. The movie came out in 1994... 31 years ago. For me, that was like, Goldfinger or some shit

15.05.2025 14:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

gross

15.05.2025 13:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.

254 Hours

05.05.2025 15:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pomodoro time?

28.04.2025 14:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Darth Crawl

25.04.2025 09:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was brill when we were on it, but after Yahoo bought it it started to decline, then it was sold to someone else and some weird stuff happened where I lost my username due to them merging bits, it felt a bit... dismantled

16.04.2025 21:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Troye Sivan as Wolverine is pretty random also

16.04.2025 21:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Prawo Jazdy: Identity of Ireland's most notorious driver uncovered The identity of Ireland's most notorious motorist has been uncovered, after Police realised they were recording Prawo Jazdy – the Polish term for driving licence – instead of the offender's name for m...

Need to make a Prawo Jadzy one... www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne....

15.04.2025 22:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0