I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.
every #Survivor50 episode should be an Emily Flippen episode
life changing for me
cause of death: Kacey Musgraves dragging me (well, my brand account) in the comments
views of new jersey 🫶🏻
a beautiful name for a baby girl
is there a long German word to describe excitement for springtime but dread for spring allergies?
i cannot be held responsible for my f*gg*t behavior when Kacey Musgraves starts her new era
I genuinely cannot get over him launching a war from his house in Palm Beach.
landlord sold my info so now I get spam emails & texts for flexible rent payments???
me and my Uncle Jeff Probst
I've been working in social media marketing for 11 years and each year I aim to spend less & less time online
pleeeeeease stop posting job listings that say "the higher your screen time, the better!"
the BAFTA discourse 😖
paul
mayor mamdani, you owe me three (3) kisses for that emergency alert
the only fitness this body will ever see
feeling incredible kinship with my fellow walkers who also ventured into Central Park during a snowstorm 🥰
the fact that there’s a nonzero chance we get less than 1 inch is so ???
baby’s first long walk in over a month
dare I say…… justice for Discord?
the amount of ads on Instagram now? illegal
gay restored haircut powers
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
noah kahan i love you
howwww are Juicy and Mia possibly related to Athena 🥸
hate hate hate Traitors being petty and ruining each other’s games on the way out
me 🤝 engaging with Heated Rivalry on the brand account
thank you!!
i was very warm & cozy in the office today
