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Okay yeah. I'm officially sick, and it is probably just a cold but I am extremely gwumpy about it 😡

"First and Last and Always", the landmark debut album by The Sisters Of Mercy was released on this day 41 years ago.

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[I have to say it I have to say it I have to say it]

In the words of Lorelai Gilmore, 'soon' is when the Big Hand hits the S, and the Little Hand hits the OON.

Happy birthday to Denise Gough, who played Dedra Meero in ANDOR! May the Force be with you!

Anyone else losing their whole entire mind about benophie rn? I don't even really watch brigerton but THESE TWO MAKE ME FEEL INSANE!!!!!! Best couple in any period tv series. I said what I said.

Since today celebrates love (in ALL forms), comment a quality that shows your ultimate ideal of love!

So for example, mine is, someone truly seeing my heart and soul, and showing me consistenly through everyday actions. 💙

🥰🥰🥰🥰

Cannot stop laughing because god this is so relatable

What do you mean if I do not get immediate gratification I start to doom spiral into existential crisis

[The neurodivergent experience]

IT REALLY DOES!!! And alas I am incapable of purely writing from the "it would be hot and I would like to see it" perspective.

Me yapping to Lys about character psychoanalysis before writing smut
@lostelysium.bsky.social

@lostelysium.bsky.social

Shoutout to Mr. "Violence should only be used when necessary but Total
Planetary Annihilation is Fine in this case because the love of my life has (maybe) been kidnapped"

Leslye Headland: When we set out to make The Acolyte, I hoped to create a new expression of Star Wars, inventing something to expand on the storytelling I have loved since I was a child.

And since it premiered in 2024, the fans of the series have affirmed this:

We succeeded

#RenewTheAcolyte

1 part crisco : 1 part butter, cream them and add vanilla, add the powdered sugar, then a bit of milk to get the consistency where you want it

Yupp! It's an old school trick with buttercream, presumably because it's much easier for cake decorating since real buttercream likes to misbehave if you so much as look at it wrong. But I also think the taste is better with the crisco. But for the most part it's the same recipe!

TO EACH THEIR OWN. Sidenote, if you are making "traditional" buttercream yeah it is a pain in the ass. But crisco and butter in equal amounts instead of all butter is much easier and better overall imo. I also love baking in general so maybe I'm biased..idk 😂

@lostelysium.bsky.social it was a good run, but we can't be friends anymore. Homemade frosting is a platinum level favorite of mine and I also like eating fondant sometimes. Marshmallow fluff is delicious though so I will give you that.

A flyer compares a judicial warrant and an ICE administrative warrant side by side, with red labels pointing out key differences. Judicial warrant (legal): • Issued by a U.S. court (court name is clearly shown) • Clearly states it is a search or arrest warrant • Includes a specific date • Names the person or place to be searched • Signed by a judge ICE warrant (not a judicial warrant): • Issued by the Department of Homeland Security, not a court • Labeled as a warrant for immigration enforcement • May list a person’s name • Signed by an ICE agent, not a judge

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The hill I will die on: Fan fiction is real literature, whatever the snobs say | Urooj Ashfaq Yes, it’s messy, derivative and occasionally incomprehensible – but so is life, says comedian Urooj Ashfaq

"Fanfiction allows people to explore identity, sexuality, trauma and love through characters they already trust. For many queer readers and writers, it was the first place they saw themselves represented."

Oh shit!! I hope she's okay!

this is the immunity dog, he will protect you from "your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this" and other likewise posts. He will also protect you from the "no immunities" posts as well, so nothing can stop this dog from protecting you. Take good care of him, he is a good dog

purifying your timeline with immunity dog

(and a reminder that "do x or bad y thing will happen" is awful content)

2026!!!!! 🌟🌟🌟

2025 was a year of Big Events in my personal life that I'd never thought would happen. It was an emotional roller-coaster, but I'm genuinely so grateful. I'm ending the year a better version of myself. So, cheers to 2026! New beginnings rising from all the old ways that burnt to ash ✨️ Time to rise 🌟

Image of Carrie Fisher as General Leia Organa wearing a dark plum vest over a taupe collared shirt. Her arms are crossed in front of her. Text Reads: Take your pills. Do self care. Live to flip off the world another day. Make Space Mom proud.

#MakeSpaceMomProud

There are some fic scenarios where I'll give condom usage a pass because it makes narrative sense...but 9.5 times out of 10 it absolutely will kill my buzz lol

"It feels the same either way" NO TF IT DOES NOTTTT

Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus no new years resolutions. it is the circumstances turn to improve 8:53 PM • Dec 15, 2021

That time of year again!

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...

The best present of all - Defector's annual list of 'things people got stuck inside themselves' is out! My favourite is 'two diamond rings', but pick your own! defector.com/what-did-we-...

I think in 2026 I'm going to commit to working on improving my fic writing (by actually committing to work on one story and oneshots), because it's fun! But I'm weirdly self conscious about how garbage I am as a writer and I know that it takes practice! And everyone starts somewhere!