Machete 🐾 Snarles Barkley

@machete.dog

🐶🐻 37 and mostly a dog at this point. Extremely NSFMoms. Will hump for food. https://x.com/machetepup

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Posts 12.08.2023
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Latest posts by Machete 🐾 Snarles Barkley @machete.dog

Mexico sun hits different

01.02.2026 16:24 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

I’m a good boy I promise

07.11.2025 02:13 👍 41 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

Me and my bf @zimdel.bsky.social giving @machete.dog the good boy sandwich treatment

06.11.2025 15:38 👍 94 🔁 22 💬 2 📌 0

Good boys get teeth hugs

06.11.2025 14:24 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Yep! My one and only tattoo

04.11.2025 17:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can any puppy tell me what this says?

04.11.2025 15:41 👍 62 🔁 8 💬 8 📌 0

Officer GoodBoy showing you his softer side

29.09.2023 15:01 👍 35 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Gruff

28.09.2023 17:05 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I stink pretty

23.09.2023 15:12 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*heavy panting*

23.09.2023 14:51 👍 40 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Woof WOOF!

11.09.2023 16:52 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Give us a woof

11.09.2023 15:14 👍 48 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0

How’s it smell down there?

10.09.2023 21:54 👍 40 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

@machete.dog Officer GoodBoy has your scent and is on your tail

26.08.2023 04:02 👍 42 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

New App. Who ‘dis?

12.08.2023 20:25 👍 32 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0