meej-faced assassin of joy

Hey, are you interested in historical romance set in Scotland feat. the nauseating feeling of awakening class consciousness?

a handful of words including 'what do' and 'the' in a dark blue ink with gold sparkles. several of the words are JUST sparkle.

"Why do you like shimmer inks?" Well sometimes you're just taking notes very quickly and you get a sudden poop of ALL SPARKLES and it's just very shiny and nice and I am possibly part magpie

I drew The Chariot today so yall just better make way for me

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OK I DID IT

Three adorable sparkly soaps! Zoey in teal is orange blossom, marigold, and poppies; Rumi in lavender is datura, peony, and iris; Mira in fuchsia is pink peppercorn and freesia.

GOOD NEWS FRIENDS my executive function fired enough that I have new beautiful Huntrix soaps in actual listings to share!

www.dragonsworn.net/shop/handmad... (or dragonsworn.etsy.com/listing/4469... if AWS has gotten tomahawked again)

Listen I just think that people who make Vir’s life hard should be yeeted directly into the sun

An illustration of a black wolf decorated with pink, white, and light blue flowers. Hand-lettering around the wolf reads “Defend Trans Lives, Fight for Trans Rights.

I’ve been trying to use my art to be more visible in the world as a trans person, I hope it helps others know they aren’t alone.
Aspenhearted.com if you’d like this on a shirt or sticker ❤️🏳️‍⚧️

This is the way

Really loved this book. You should snag it!

Some days it’s a crime that the phrase “I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this” hasn’t entered the general lexicon.

Man it is dismal to contemplate a whole new career at this point

I want a game that's basically Red Dead Redemption from the perspective of the horse. A horse simulator where by sheer coincidence you're owned by a series of gruff bearded men on ill-defined quests for vengeance, a different one each chapter. Gruff bearded men come and go, but Horse is eternal.

I did reflexively smooth mine out as if I were the mighty monarch

I resent that apparently today is a day to have opinions on Benny Shaps’s physical meatsack and appurtenances

I’m gonna listen to behind the bastards mocking his terrible writing, instead

Tara is smiling and holding up her book, A Womb of One's Own: Lost Histories of Childbirth in Ancient Rome.

It's here! My author copies have arrived. There's still time to pre-order before the official release date on May 5th: www.ucpress.edu/books/a-womb...

20 minutes of the Iran war could pay to remaster all seven seasons of DS9.

So anyway if you are shopping for shinies and can’t get to the store, it’s because THIS FUCKING IDIOCY means I’m down a few hours every day and there’s fuckall anyone can do about it. Use dragonsworn.etsy.com for now, I guess, and if there’s a listing that isn’t up let me know and I’ll fix it.

Ohhhh that’s nifty! Is it a sac filler, or does it take cartridges? (Or other)

I talk to people outside.

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

Running, jumping, LEAPING beans

Absolutely a factor, my head is also full of GOO

Ffffffff I am sure this is a factor (but also dogs getting up to be full of beans in the middle of the night is not helping either)

It is complete nonsense and I don’t care for it. Work??? When there’s life to life?

I can’t stop nodding off at my desk, did I accidentally take nighttime cold meds instead of the bright screamy yellow NON DROWSY ones???

Or…. Sudden onset narcolepsy*????

* I know that’s not how it works but I’m too sleepy to care

I miss my old Discman. I have my big CD folder full of anime soundtracks and the finest mix CDs lovingly mixed by 2000s dorks, and I don’t think I have a disc drive in the house that isn’t currently claimed by the gamers.

I just spent five minutes trying to explain the difference between the Left Behind guys and the Gilead guys to @dragonsworn.net and then had to sidebar into predetermination and election and I think I need to get her more coffee

My weekend plans:

Do my stupid taxes
Sell my stupid pens
Write my stupid little elf fics
Row my stupid little meters
Cuddle my stupid little sausage wolves