The diner down the street from my office has the best creamy potato soup you can imagine on Thursdays. Friday they have cream of tortellini.
16.10.2025 21:43
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The diner down the street from my office has the best creamy potato soup you can imagine on Thursdays. Friday they have cream of tortellini.
This is like that song about it feeling like the first time
snow white and the seven dollars i wish i'd spent elsewhere!
This is a top notch impression of me
That seems unlikely
Mind your business
I'M NOT SURE WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED
THIS WAS DUMB AND YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT (ilysm)
Uh ok big day for your mom I guess
What kind of peanut butter is that
Ok John Mayer lol
Welcome *John Wick fight scene* to Applebee's
i’m actually not walking here. i did live in new york for some years. during that time i was walking here. but that was there
JESUS: *holds up bread* this is my body
*holds up wine* this is my blood
*holds up hotdog* this is a sandwich lol
JUDAS: ok that DOES IT
[Extremely New York voice]
AYYY I'M RISEN HERE!!
Dadmiral lmao
Wait really
Pregnant Cap'n Crunch smoking 3 cigarettes
Me reading the drama
GET
FUCK
I've been made aware of The Drama and I am extremely mad about it. I renounce in the strongest possible terms my awareness of The Drama and as a result my entire consciousness. I wish everything but the best for everyone involved.
(the next episode voice)
ice cream everyday
This is such a diabolical way of informing me I've won $4 on a $10 ticket lmao
Today I introduced my favorite coworker to the version of Jack & Diane where the guy mostly just sings "suckin on chili dog" on repeat and dear reader she was much less happy about it than I expected her to be
Textbooks would later describe her as a giant of a woman, scraping the ceiling of the cabin at 5'4"
I'm not sure!
No it isn't??? 🤣
He loves you!
Imagine volunteering for the civil war and you show up to get your rifle and they hand you a snare drum lmao
Hugged louie 5 times