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Laura ๐Ÿธ Elizabeth ๐Ÿท

@lauralizk

Chicagoan โ€ข Furkid Parent โ€ข Cocktail Enthusiast โ€ข Movie Nerd โ€ข Progressive neighborhood organizer in a constant battle with my own Gen X cynicism.

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1: In flight wifi is awesome.
2: Someone is snoring. LOUDLY.
3: Finally on the ground in Chicago.
4: Landing at O'Hare where it takes a half hour to taxi to your gate is WAY more irritating after being awake for 22 hours.

14.03.2026 10:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just want to get on the fucking plane so I can sit down and pass out. If I have to sit here waiting any longer I going to start losing it. Volunteers to check bags: HELLZ NO. I am not waiting around baggage claim after this shit show

14.03.2026 06:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boarding in 12 min. Arriving at O'Hare at 5:25am. That means I will have been up for 22 hours (since 6am PST/8am CST)

14.03.2026 06:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a young boy is sitting on a porch playing a banjo . Alt: a CREEPY young boy is sitting on a porch playing a banjo .
14.03.2026 05:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Real Genius?

14.03.2026 03:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a bubba

14.03.2026 03:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
George Carlin - Wasted Time
George Carlin - Wasted Time YouTube video by CarlinFan

"I play 'Spy' at the airport. You know there's a spy at the airport. Your job? FIND HIM"

14.03.2026 02:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A pint-glass sized margarita

A pint-glass sized margarita

Greetings from Phoenix

14.03.2026 02:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of people looking at a screen that says cpe1704tks on it ALT: a group of people looking at a screen that says cpe1704tks on it
14.03.2026 02:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is what I get for flying on Friday the 13th

13.03.2026 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Homeward bound, by way of a flight delayed so I will miss my original connection and have to sit around an airport for 4 hours for the next one. Unless, by some miracle, the connection is also delayed an hour or more

13.03.2026 21:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I ate chicken and cashew pizza and it was pretty fuckin good.

13.03.2026 04:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"We have to flee TO Germany to escape Nazis"

13.03.2026 01:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How in the world did I survive 20+ years of being in an office every day? I'm on day 4 in an office and I want to crawl in a hole.

12.03.2026 17:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Re: last repost: the Dems don't have any organization to make a platform, no think tank crafting a Plan for 2027. This is a structural weakness that could really use addressing!

12.03.2026 14:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of two microphones in front of a plane . Alt: President George W Bush standing on an aircraft carrier declaring "Mission accomplished" in Iraq before the war lasted another 20 years

The news is on in the hotel breakfast nook and I heard the Orange Pedophile declare victory over Iran. Having flashbacks.

12.03.2026 14:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Here is a glimpse into the absurdity we have been dealing with in the 40th district

12.03.2026 13:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A wide bowl with buttery mashed potatoes, cabbage lightly sauteed with garlic so it still has some flavor and texture, and corned beef.

A wide bowl with buttery mashed potatoes, cabbage lightly sauteed with garlic so it still has some flavor and texture, and corned beef.

By FAR the best corned beef and cabbage I have ever had. The cabbage was not cooked to death until it was a disgusting, soggy mess, mashed potatoes, and slow cooked corned beef.

12.03.2026 02:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I should not have to hack your product to figure out how to get something to work just because your user documentation is terrible.

11.03.2026 22:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Worse, the postmark rules are changed, so that they're not applied at the local offices but at regional centers. Mail dropped off on Election Day may not get postmarked for a few days, at which point, your ballot is disqualified.

bsky.app/profile/bolt...

11.03.2026 19:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, legally it's supposed to be based on the postmark, but we all know every MAGAt is going to challenge that

11.03.2026 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jello Biafra had a hemorrhagic stroke. Yikes! He's apparently recovering, but damn. We're going to start losing our punk icons and it sucks.

11.03.2026 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A neon sign that says " whiskey may not solve your problems, but it's worth a shot"

A neon sign that says " whiskey may not solve your problems, but it's worth a shot"

A man sitting at a bar wearing a sweatshirt that says " the liver is evil. It must be punished"

A man sitting at a bar wearing a sweatshirt that says " the liver is evil. It must be punished"

A lowball glass with a wooden smoke topper containing a smoked old-fashioned

A lowball glass with a wooden smoke topper containing a smoked old-fashioned

While my peeps were enjoying rain and hail...

11.03.2026 14:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unless you're voting for Raja, then please mail it on March 16.๐Ÿคฃ

11.03.2026 14:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you are voting by mail, PLEASE drop it directly at an early voting location instead of mailing it to be sure it arrives on time and is counted.

11.03.2026 14:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

11.03.2026 01:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 9505 ๐Ÿ” 4350 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 139 ๐Ÿ“Œ 216

Magnets? How do they work?

10.03.2026 16:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One more day of THIS, then other stuff. But yes, I come home to shit weather.

10.03.2026 00:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am BRAIN DEAD after a whole day of team mission and goals discussion. Am going to go to the local Irish Pub for food and beer, maybe a dip in the hot tub, and then pass out

10.03.2026 00:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A giant inflatable duck holding a pen

A giant inflatable duck holding a pen

Work meetings

09.03.2026 19:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0