Michael 🌀. Levy

damn right

My partner’s grandfather is in a few medical textbooks cause he got the first ever QUINTUPLE bypass surgery. If I get a paper cut I need to take the day off.

i'm just gonna keep mentally slotting "2010: The Year We Make Contact" into the place where Sorcerer should be

my 2-year-old has become obsessed with The Magic Flute, demanding to listen to the Queen of the Night's aria, aka "the ha ha song". it's gonna be a lonely road if he sticks with it.

from before it Got Gross this morning

Considering a mid-life career switch and becoming a ski lift operator

Whenever I use the AppleTV to put on the Elmo Nutcracker for Finch I always use he voice input cause it’s faster, but now whenever he finds something in the apartment that MIGHT be the remote, he whispers “emmo nuhcakah” into it. It’s very cute.

somebody i work with got a walking desk and they're using it while on video and it's... very distracting

Me

First time I went to the desert, felt like another planet. I suddenly understood all the Ray Bradbury stories where he was just like “this is mars, to me.”

I was at General Motors for 3 years and saw 4 CEOs… one of them was just the rich texan from the simpsons, he didn’t even move from dallas to detroit! Seems like a sweet gig

💻🤝🏻💻

a coworker is presenting some work we did with Canadian Blood Services, and she just came dangerously close to saying "there is a shortage in the blood supply but there is no shortage of blood" and i am vibrating because i can't just go "HEY U GUYS KNOW THAT @themountaingoats.bsky.social SONG!?"

"Turdus Migratorius."
It's a funny name!

The Homie’s Promise

I know I should have read these things when I was 14 but man, I love these two dummies

I’m sitting my ass down and reconsidering

You are now part of the hall of biodiversity… have a nice day

Ok that’s slightly cooler than the random gymnasium by medgar evers college where I got mine. Still grateful for it!!! But damn that’s rad.

#1 fan right here

“If you don’t agree that my crush is the HOTTEST girl in school then we are DUNZO, Kevin.”

I’ve had three (3) drinks and it’s time to call “911: 2”

That’s March, Baby™

i've been trying to teach Finch "Dump the Bosses Off Your Back" but so far he's still more interested in wheels on the bus, baby beluga, things of that nature