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rando in the middle of the Pacific if you’re surprised by cat reposts, idk what to tell you

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15.03.2026 00:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Maui firefighter dies after he was sucked into a drain storm, swept out to sea KIHEI, Hawaii (KITV4) - A Maui firefighter sucked into a drain storm and swept out to sea has died.

in 2023 a fireman got sucked into a storm drain and deposited into the ocean but didn’t make it

15.03.2026 00:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hey I recognize that flooded crossing

15.03.2026 00:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Rains Inundate Hawaii, Closing Schools and Causing Landslides

You know it’s serious when Hawaiʻi weather makes the @nytimes.com.

15.03.2026 00:07 👍 129 🔁 21 💬 5 📌 1

If a Republican congressman is mad about an article you wrote, you’ve made it (and you’re right)

14.03.2026 23:31 👍 247 🔁 26 💬 3 📌 1
Flash Flood Warning
until 5pm

Flash Flood Warning until 5pm

2pm just got updated to 5pm

14.03.2026 23:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

best thing I did was download the HNN Weather app so I can watch the live radar and see the updated hourly forecast

14.03.2026 23:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I mean I know they’re doing their best but no way in hell I’m putting any value on that 2pm time

14.03.2026 23:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the warnings are borderline hilarious with the end times they provide

we had a flood warning until 11pm, then was updated to 3am, and then…

14.03.2026 23:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Big "we have already reached 200 secret trade deals but I can't tell with what countries" energy here
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

14.03.2026 23:30 👍 386 🔁 78 💬 26 📌 7

just happy to have a boob up against him

14.03.2026 23:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a man wearing a long green cape, green mask, and bright green flotation vest is paddle boarding on a green board on the chicago river which has been dyed green.

a man wearing a long green cape, green mask, and bright green flotation vest is paddle boarding on a green board on the chicago river which has been dyed green.

spotted a river wizard

14.03.2026 20:34 👍 267 🔁 64 💬 6 📌 9

butt stuff account, be honest

14.03.2026 23:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everything is awful, but there is something grimly amusing about the xenophobic nationalist begging foreign governments to bail him out of the disaster he created.

14.03.2026 19:15 👍 193 🔁 37 💬 0 📌 1
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The is the federal government telling news stations to provide favorable coverage of the war or their licenses will be pulled.

A truly extraordinary moment.

We aren't on the verge of a totalitarian takeover. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.

Act like it.

14.03.2026 21:52 👍 14977 🔁 7038 💬 1370 📌 639

Never fund DHS again. Abolish it completely.

If someone wants to moan about "but but we have to ____" yeah fine we can discuss a new department, but *this* department has to go.

14.03.2026 22:02 👍 2105 🔁 723 💬 32 📌 15

They made them take down the videos because they would cause "reputational damage" to people like this young man, Nathan Cavanuagh, so definitely don't post this all over the internet with the name Nathan Cavanaugh attached, or this guy might suffer reputational damage. This guy, Nathan Cavanaugh.

14.03.2026 20:15 👍 5352 🔁 2788 💬 244 📌 169

odd behavior needs observation

14.03.2026 21:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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DOJ is barely even a functional law firm at this point. Each day there is more proof. Jeanine Pirro's effort to subpoena the Fed hit a wall. At the same time, DOJ was also forced to "clarify" arguments made in court about the Pentagon's new press policy.

NEW: DOJ is barely even a functional law firm at this point. Each day there is more proof.

Jeanine Pirro's effort to subpoena the Fed hit a wall. At the same time, DOJ was also forced to "clarify" arguments made in court about the Pentagon's new press policy.

Today, at Law Dork:

14.03.2026 19:48 👍 543 🔁 147 💬 8 📌 5
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Trump Calls for Allied Warships to Secure Strait of Hormuz President Donald J. Trump said Saturday that allied nations could deploy warships alongside the United States to help secure the Strait of Hormuz, signaling a potential multinational naval effort to r...

Almost like it was a mistake to alienate all of our allies with idiotic trade wars, and then launch an actual hot war where we needed their help gcaptain.com/trump-calls-...

14.03.2026 21:24 👍 1711 🔁 446 💬 128 📌 37
Many Countries, especially those who are affected by Iran’s attempted closure of the Hormuz Strait, will be sending War Ships, in conjunction with the United States of America, to keep the Strait open and safe. We have already destroyed 100% of Iran’s Military capability, but it’s easy for them to send a drone or two, drop a mine, or deliver a close range missile somewhere along, or in, this Waterway, no matter how badly defeated they are. Hopefully China, France, Japan, South Korea, the UK, and others, that are affected by this artificial constraint, will send Ships to the area so that the Hormuz Strait will no longer be a threat by a Nation that has been totally decapitated. In the meantime, the United States will be bombing the hell out of the shoreline, and continually shooting Iranian Boats and Ships out of the water. One way or the other, we will soon get the Hormuz Strait OPEN, SAFE, and FREE! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Many Countries, especially those who are affected by Iran’s attempted closure of the Hormuz Strait, will be sending War Ships, in conjunction with the United States of America, to keep the Strait open and safe. We have already destroyed 100% of Iran’s Military capability, but it’s easy for them to send a drone or two, drop a mine, or deliver a close range missile somewhere along, or in, this Waterway, no matter how badly defeated they are. Hopefully China, France, Japan, South Korea, the UK, and others, that are affected by this artificial constraint, will send Ships to the area so that the Hormuz Strait will no longer be a threat by a Nation that has been totally decapitated. In the meantime, the United States will be bombing the hell out of the shoreline, and continually shooting Iranian Boats and Ships out of the water. One way or the other, we will soon get the Hormuz Strait OPEN, SAFE, and FREE! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Days after declaring total victory and boasting that no other military could match the US, Trump is now begging other countries — including China — to send warships to stop his Iran war from spiraling into catastrophe.

A galactic humiliation.

14.03.2026 15:10 👍 3880 🔁 1287 💬 314 📌 247

I mean, who could have possibly predicted...

14.03.2026 19:31 👍 267 🔁 38 💬 18 📌 1

the torrent will never die

14.03.2026 20:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

every year it becomes more clear why he was sinking in debt before The Apprentice saved his ass

14.03.2026 20:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“The government has already spent $47 million repairing and maintaining the aging ship, which is only valued at $10 million, federal prosecutors said in a court filing. And it will most likely need to spend another $5 million over the next few months to cover insurance and crew, among other costs.”

14.03.2026 19:21 👍 120 🔁 52 💬 6 📌 1

how long before he starts talking up NATO

14.03.2026 20:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

get him that bucket of KFC

14.03.2026 19:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is officially the war of Leroy Jenkins now

14.03.2026 19:31 👍 156 🔁 22 💬 7 📌 2
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This Trump tweet is a work of art and needs to be kept for posterity. It turns out that the US has destroyed 100% of Iran’s military capability. Yet, to combat a military with no capability he is left pleading with allies he has regularly insulted to save him in the Gulf.

14.03.2026 18:57 👍 925 🔁 286 💬 87 📌 25

We are a nation of 349M, yet one man decided to launch our nation into a reckless, illegal war without congressional authorization or counsel or the support of the American people. He didn’t think he had any duty to sell it or serve the people’s interests. This is why despotic rule is so dangerous.

13.03.2026 21:49 👍 15827 🔁 5061 💬 698 📌 195