Apethiui

I don’t hate journalists enough.

“Oi luv” garden

Hi, Jake Tapper’s comms people.

I know none of us are going to get through to Tapper because he has dogshit where his soul used to be many decades ago.

My question for the young staffer who runs this account is “Are you going to let Jake Tapper put his dogshit where YOUR soul used to be?”

You better start believing in the 1970s oil crisis you're in one

I love how there are multiple schlubby podcasts from over a decade ago that gave, essentially, day by day predictions of how this would all go down, to startling accuracy, and Central Chud Command bothered to look at precisely zero of them before shoving their turgid member into the hornet’s nest.

CENTCOM, 2026:

Be the kind of considerate, conscientious, educated, and well informed American that Iranian officials, for some baffling reason, think you are.

“Social murder” is a term created by Friedrich Engels to describe the premature death of marginalized people due to political, social, or economic oppression.

What is happening right now in America is the premeditated, calculated, & planned extermination of children who are trans. This is genocide.

“Sorry lil bro I had to drive home from my big boy job while you were crashing out in my replies”

girl with a habit of saying "who needs drugs when we have poetry" before doing a bump off of her worst ex's apartment key

“Listen here, libturd.”
~accidentally crashes global oil production for a generation or more on a whim~

5/ And on the Strait of Hormuz, they had NO PLAN. I can't go into more detail about how Iran gums up the Strait, but suffice it say, right now, they don't know how to get it safely back open.

Which is unforgiveable, because this part of the disaster was 100% foreseeable.

Hi, Jake Tapper’s comms people.

I know none of us are going to get through to Tapper because he has dogshit where his soul used to be many decades ago.

My question for the young staffer who runs this account is “Are you going to let Jake Tapper put his dogshit where YOUR soul used to be?”

can cis people fucking do something about this shit for once

Not having a plan to demine Hormuz is a ‘no winter clothes to invade Russia’ level planning error

unghhh yes treat us like worms

Uvalde Thought runs rampant

Pitch: combinatorial status effects

Rather than doing damage, you do 1d6 words. So a sword blow that rolls 4 does bleeding, prone, terrified, crippled arm

Armor rewrites words, chosen by you. Your armor is plate so it can turn wounding words to “off balance” and mental words to “distracted”

40% of Democratic Senators just told the electorate they want to lose their next election.

north korea rn:

Any of y’all know if there’s ever been anything written, journalistically or academically, about how even if on the off chance you start clawing your way out of poverty, predatory anglophone landlords will hold you ransom with year term leases with no termination clause?

So, again, you seem to be suggesting that when ICE destroys your vital records it is uniquely bad but when Newsom does it to the homeless, it’s uniquely trivial.

Are there any other opinions of yours you’d like to be a sniveling coward about?

Oh. Ok.

On that note how much time have you spent homeless in the last idk 20 years?

Serious question: Do you think there’s daylight between the Starlight Tours canadian law enforcement use to murder to homeless Indigenous people and ICE dumping brown people in the freezing woods of Minnesota with shattered skulls?

Why or why not?

Ok so the if you think it’s bad when ICE confiscates documents but fine when Newsom does it, then you’ll be fine if he tosses every official record of your existence in the trash.

Like for real undergo the circumstances I described until you can afford the mode amount of first last and deposit for a rental in your area and then MAYBE I’ll feel compelled to listen to your overtures about the harsh realities of bad policy or why they are or aren’t linked.

Because you seem to think it’s “trivial”. Implying that it’s not worth our concern, at best, or a “distraction” from other different “real problems” at worst.

Generally speaking, when I say something is trivial, I don’t care if it happens to other humans, like a yawn or an itch behind the knee.

Hey bud how about I confiscate all your money, documents, id, comms technology, and then push you out of a slow moving car outside of Eureka NV some night and then you can tell us how “trivial” our “bad homeless policy” actually is.