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I’m just a reply guy since 69. I don’t write the tweets you like, I just reply in hopes of making the tweets better. I speak mainly in meme and gif.

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I’m old enough to remember a healthy Johnathan Taylor having to hold out for his contract.

I know, I know, zero RB, different positions etc. But, $100 Million on a single good, yet, incomplete season with a severe mobility injury?

It’s a reasonable question

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They’re the same picture

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All the Boomers who couldn’t find the Turning Point halftime show right now

09.02.2026 01:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brave enough to play the Fibonacci

09.02.2026 01:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But how is his mane?

Is it as glorious in person as it looks on TV?

05.02.2026 19:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good People of the Interwebs 👇

30.01.2026 23:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The analytics were studied, ChatGPT was consulted and it was determined that you must say “fired up” 2 times.

27.01.2026 22:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This Bills are going to need to fix a lot more than their receiver problem, it turns out.

Crammed 6 articles into 1 previewing the most important offseason since Josh Allen became JOSH ALLEN

19.01.2026 18:11 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Sean McVay should be banned from wearing hats.

17.01.2026 15:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I will fight to the death for his right to run Jet Sweeps as long as his hair stays intact

17.01.2026 15:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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JD Vance Is 'Not Happy' Renee Good Was Killed, But... The vice president is in charge of creating the bad-faith unreality in which Renee Good was a terrorist.

FOKLS!!👇

badfaithtimes.com/jd-vance-is-...

12.01.2026 20:05 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I won’t be able to stop them if they do.

07.01.2026 01:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is slander

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This is why we do what we do

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The real hero behind the font change:

10.12.2025 03:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But, but Aaron Rodgers tore his Achilles

08.12.2025 18:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you didn’t start Jackson Hawes you don’t know ball.

07.12.2025 20:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Amon-Ra’s own mom believes it is time for the Big Dog to eat too.

04.12.2025 23:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Donate to The REV | The REV Theatre Co. | Broadway in the Finger Lakes Donate Make a Donation Today! Live theatre can't happen without you, our audience! But ticket sales only cover 64% of our costs. With arts funding being cut nationwide, your tax-deductible donation he...

Today, The REV Theatre Company asks this: Why should you care about theatre? If you're not a theatre fan or patron of the arts, how does The REV impact your life as a resident of Central New York?

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The interns will not be fed until this promise is met.

07.11.2025 13:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Viagra and prune juice are also known cures against analytics.

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Find someone who loves you as much as Arthur Smith hates fantasy football

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Ezra Klein Is Mourning The End Of The Civilacrum Klein wants a simulation of politics without conflict. Ascendant fascism won't allow that.

I'm a little late to party, but fully back on my Ezra stuff.
Please forgive me for invoking Baudrillard, I promise I'm not that pretentious IRL.

Pleasure as always to work with @dennycarter.bsky.social.

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More like Carson Wince

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The feds are making schools show this to the kids who’ve never heard of RBs.

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These doctors just came from the extremely low MRI machine that was able to record Cee Dee’s sprain.

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I’m old enough to remember when the very strong and free speech loving MAGA’s would say “fuck your feelings”

17.09.2025 23:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And yet kickers are still a part of fantasy football

17.09.2025 23:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are we great again yet?

Asking for a friend

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