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@stupidityvortex

Cataclysm engineer. In Scotland. From Norn Iron.

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Robert Anton Wilson's Gun:
The gun hanging on the wall in the first act will be used to kill JFK in the second act.
THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK
In the third act it turns out there was a second shooter
THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK
In the fifth act it turns out a sentiment amoeba orchestrated the whole thing
THAT

13.03.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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14.03.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That scoreline does not reflect how well Scotland played, Ireland were great

14.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well the Scotland V Ireland game is looking pretty good so far

14.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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These champagne flutes of room temperature milk make Beavis and Butthead look like Marie and Pierre Curie

13.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 646 πŸ” 180 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 20
An image of a Dark Angels legion Space Marine in black power armour.

An image of a Dark Angels legion Space Marine in black power armour.

A black and white photograph of a fallen tree in Burnham, cracked and crumbling on the ground.

A black and white photograph of a fallen tree in Burnham, cracked and crumbling on the ground.

Due to popular demand, here's every Space Marine legion from Warhammer 40,000 as a document in our collection.

I: Dark Angels

Obviously, they're this photograph of a tree in Burnham. Why this photograph?

The tree has Fallen.

13.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 298 πŸ” 118 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 21

Digger driver training course. Have to get there quickly by helicopter to avoid the queue.

14.03.2026 08:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscope slide. 🫧🐻πŸ§ͺ

12.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 4313 πŸ” 1206 πŸ’¬ 86 πŸ“Œ 93

But.... sequel!

(They could have stopped when he reached the top of the ridge and looked down at the base)

13.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yup.

bsky.app/profile/stup...

13.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh wait, it’s Friday the 13th, I can legitimately repost this! πŸ—‘οΈ

13.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Do you want to see Reacher fight a mech. Of course you do.

Do you want something reminiscent of the mercs in Predator, the Colonial Marines and the squadies in Dog Soldiers, with all the likelihood of survival that implies. Obviously yes.

The USA #1 thing I could have done without.

13.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

War Machine on Netflix.

This is why you don't build a mech with two small pulse lasers in the arms, a centre torso PPC, left and right torso SRMs, jump jets, an active probe...

And a single double heat sink in the head.

13.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I work at a shop that sells band T Shirts & judge each band's fans from how often I have to re-fold t shirts people have just thrown back in a wadded up mess. Iron Maiden fans? Cool. Oasis fans? Fucking pigs.

13.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

one page rpg:

winston churchill vs one otter

you are winston churchill at 90 years of age, and you have been confronted by a single otter. you have four moves: alcohol, genocide by starvation, speeches, and being mean to guests at dinner. the otter has one move, which is to bite you in the ass

13.03.2026 11:14 πŸ‘ 1711 πŸ” 360 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 4

Does that mean we get to find out what happened to the poor sods who got trapped on Destiny?

13.03.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A map of the divided warhammer 40.000 galaxy with a galaxy-wide rift to hell splitting it. Crudely pasted on it are pictures of spaceship and an arrow, with accompanying text saying "just go around the great rift."

A map of the divided warhammer 40.000 galaxy with a galaxy-wide rift to hell splitting it. Crudely pasted on it are pictures of spaceship and an arrow, with accompanying text saying "just go around the great rift."

Can this be a solution?

13.03.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 772 πŸ” 205 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 4

Can we just put Palantir and everybody and everything associated with it in the bin?

13.03.2026 11:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So, it should be nationalised and run by governments for no profit? Sounds good, Sam.

13.03.2026 10:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(Actually the regulation is probably more required for what these things have done to adults with respect to thinking the AI is real, and should probably be included in a broader set of legislation)

13.03.2026 09:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On the other hand, they do need to regulate these things in case they start getting sneakier with it and something does start to get through. See "Funzo" by The Simpsons

13.03.2026 09:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, it's bad, but I suspect that it's bad enough that it's going to end up in the back of a cupboard in pretty short order. I refer to the seminal work on the subject "Georges New Dinosaur" by Peppa Pig where the new toy is abandoned almost instantly.

13.03.2026 09:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
13.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 580 πŸ” 192 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

I mean, Teddy Ruxpin. Furbies. Speak and Spell. Talking toys are not new. Anyone marketing them as a substitute for talking to your kids should be hung up by their thumbs though.

13.03.2026 09:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Now that's true, but it just says the parents were interested. There's nothing inherently wrong with trying a new thing out, under supervision. After the initial interest, the parents' conclusion is likely to have been "this is a bag of shite" and got back out the big box of Duplo.

13.03.2026 09:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I think about this quote from All The Presidents Men constantly- β€œThe truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand”.

13.03.2026 07:35 πŸ‘ 559 πŸ” 158 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 10
Weird Mutant Mr Burns Hal Hybrid

Weird Mutant Mr Burns Hal Hybrid

this isn’t a healthy thing to be drawing at 1am

13.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 843 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 1

what the fuck is going on in Sam Altman’s head

13.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 4753 πŸ” 1164 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 12
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two shots of a model of the Discworld - four elephants supporting a flat, circular world and themselves standing on the shell of a giant star-turtle. at left, original model in @snuurg's studio; at right, slightly adjusted model shot in black & white with Terry Pratchett sitting alongside it, in the garden.

two shots of a model of the Discworld - four elephants supporting a flat, circular world and themselves standing on the shell of a giant star-turtle. at left, original model in @snuurg's studio; at right, slightly adjusted model shot in black & white with Terry Pratchett sitting alongside it, in the garden.

GNU PTerry

never need the excuse to reskeet the Great A'Tuin our @snuurg.bsky.social built but here He is anyway

12.03.2026 10:17 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0