Class 170 turbostar fan account ⌬

Tak

Rip to my sparkly primark cowboy hat, served me well at Beyoncé, Chappell Roan and CMAT concerts, accidentally given away to a random drunk girl at a bus stop last night

I still can’t believe Joani Reid’s husband is an alleged Chinese spy and an Alba plant snuck into the number one spot on the Labour Lothian list and Anas Sarwar tried and failed to coup Starmer. What a month for the Scottish Labour Party.

Remember trying to explain this to a former chair of Edinburgh Labour students and him just flat out not getting. Him having just justified reducing a teenager in the Greens to tears because "he's a working class guy trying to get into Parliament" so he needed to raise his profile on Twitter

And Matt Goodwin who DID NOT win

One is a collection of strange creatures only able to talk about themselves, and the other made their debut on the GameBoy

Matt Badlose

Really fun* going on the Far-North line to Wick and watching the legally required fence get increasingly bedraggled and feeble across the most remote parts of Caithness and Sutherland.

*personal definition of fun may vary

as Churchill probably didn’t say, if you’re not a Charmander stan at age 10, you have no heart, but if you’re not a Bulbasaur stan at age 30, you have no brain

Pokémon company unveils new mega-evolution for Bruxish

Can't wait for Keiko Fujimori to lose by 0.001% again to the next worse person imaginable

2021 Scottish Parliament Alba went round Marchmont with a car and poster trailer with a loud speaker, screaming "support Alex Salmond"

I'd argue Ireland definitely fitted those criteria pre-2011!

This is chippy sauce erasure

Incredible bad vibes when I stumbled across a huge monument to John Knox in Geneva

Oh no

Curling

Yes. People love to paint Corbyn and Starmer as opposites but there are throughlines over their tenures atop the Labour Party: corrosive, faux macho bullying, horrible appointments made for loyalty rather than competence, a sneering indifference to racism & gaslighting of its victims

*Anas Sarwar* being the one to stick the knife in you……..the indignity of it all

Obviously bad he made it to the 2nd round in the first place, but very good that these numbers are much closer to Chirac v Le Pen '02 than Van der Bellen v Hofer '16

Ventura get absolutely bandoozled

Honestly when my phone recording cut out because of full memory I thought it was a genius move

Someone at Magdalena Bay in Glasgow last night was filming the concert on their Nintendo 2DS 🥲

Accidental (pre-2011) Fianna Fáil-ification

Having been charged 8.50 CHF for a hot chocolate in Geneva I'd say they hate for the nation is valid

MORGAN MCSWEENEY. MM. FLIP IT AROUND. WICKED WITCH.

starmer now confronted with difficult questions such as: “what do I think?”, “what do I do?” and “wait so how DOES the dlr work?”

“Morgan McSweeney wants Peter Mandelson’s nachos” - a phrase I just uttered out loud to my husband.

I hated Morgan mcsweeney I think he is bad person advising a fucking gormless loser and I am very glad to see things go badly for him I will not be graceful about this