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Official Gov Description: Flight challenged colony of biracial nudists Current Status: Tariff & Human Free SIGN to protect our Island’s Marine Reserve https://wwf.org.au/get-involved/an-antarctic-safe-haven/

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Yes we accept all the cookies why would we reject cookies? Where are they?

10.03.2026 04:46 👍 255 🔁 10 💬 15 📌 2
I don’t even know how to describe this. Honorable generals followed by kegsbreath, couchfukker, and trumpus

I don’t even know how to describe this. Honorable generals followed by kegsbreath, couchfukker, and trumpus

Okay, who sent us this photo titled “The Devolution of Man”??

This is why we don’t intermingle with you outside species, the risks are too great

09.03.2026 04:04 👍 419 🔁 89 💬 11 📌 7

Always that one neighbour at 5am!

07.03.2026 23:06 👍 146 🔁 6 💬 6 📌 2

Love to see it♥️

07.03.2026 17:03 👍 30 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

You know, once you get past the oligarchs and racists, normal humans are actually pretty good.

07.03.2026 17:03 👍 389 🔁 88 💬 11 📌 2
Gentoos arriving in stadium

Gentoos arriving in stadium

Gentoo in red jacket

Gentoo in red jacket

Our Gentoos are proudly representing themselves and HIMI in the Para Olympics.

07.03.2026 16:08 👍 247 🔁 22 💬 6 📌 2

Tribute time 🔥. See our post

06.03.2026 00:53 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Okay Miss, just a little further to Mawson’s Peak. Just past Cricket’s Revenge and along Cape Good, along Pretti Ridge and we will be at your new volca…We mean, Office.

06.03.2026 00:53 👍 229 🔁 36 💬 5 📌 3

Love it, great subjects and lighting too!

05.03.2026 22:43 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

More like a varroa mite

05.03.2026 15:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let’s go

05.03.2026 01:31 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It would be terrible if America ran out of drones and had to go to Ukraine to beg for drones and cheap drone tech, and Trump to visit and be harassed by Zelensky for not wearing OD green while in a war. And Vance and Rubio had to yell Glory to the Heroes in order to get help from Europe as well.

05.03.2026 01:10 👍 340 🔁 54 💬 11 📌 2

2 more and he would be an Ace

04.03.2026 13:55 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Let them try

04.03.2026 13:53 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

SNIPE/BUS TEXT

04.03.2026 01:12 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Sea turtles can sleep underwater for even 4–7 hours while foraging time is much shorter, on average 5–40 minutes underwater.

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02.03.2026 17:36 👍 383 🔁 67 💬 15 📌 5
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Definitely not a Euro swallow around but we may have a vigorous African swallow available. Please take no baggage with you, physical or emotional.

03.03.2026 03:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sadly true.

03.03.2026 02:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Our take: They’re gonna refuel fighters to hit possible Rev Guard barracks and secondary fighting positions now. Likely already phase 2 of 3. Phase 3 will finish the drone factories and weapon infrastructure

03.03.2026 02:43 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Credit: the berd nerd 

I'm going off to war says knight on horse 
Ok, let me know what Birds you see there- says lady 
@tho perd nird

Credit: the berd nerd I'm going off to war says knight on horse Ok, let me know what Birds you see there- says lady @tho perd nird

Hoping all our Bluesky followers/military families from various countries are safe in the coming days (this is how we imagine you all by the way)

03.03.2026 01:00 👍 225 🔁 15 💬 6 📌 2

‘Ello Gov’nuh

02.03.2026 22:45 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Not to brag on our intel community but they called it 13 days ahead of time and were off by only a few hours

02.03.2026 19:07 👍 228 🔁 27 💬 8 📌 2

The Jamaican inclusion in that coalition is top tier ♥️♥️

02.03.2026 03:07 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

He’s full of enough blubber and oil to supply his own continent

02.03.2026 01:39 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It feels like it was 10 years ago that we thought the renaming of the Gulf of Mexico was a pretty wild event.

02.03.2026 01:23 👍 360 🔁 47 💬 5 📌 2
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victim may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated, but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience."
~ C.S. Lewis

"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victim may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated, but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." ~ C.S. Lewis

02.03.2026 00:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s a Black pleated kilt you numb wits

02.03.2026 00:13 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Yes and sadly, now Russia makes their own version of shaheds

01.03.2026 20:45 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We don’t have much of a “seal in this fight” as they say, but we can appreciate that Shaheed drone suppliers which have killed thousands of Ukrainians, are now being destroyed. Sure, it’s several years too late and the Iran mess may get worse, but we must evaluate the entire scale of chaos -PM A.M.

01.03.2026 20:27 👍 168 🔁 13 💬 3 📌 0
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01.03.2026 17:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0