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Official Gov Description: Flight challenged colony of biracial nudists Current Status: Tariff & Human Free SIGN to protect our Island’s Marine Reserve https://wwf.org.au/get-involved/an-antarctic-safe-haven/

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And we bet it’s an impeccably beautiful walk ♥️❄️

13.03.2026 04:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You are foremost on our feed, no remorse expected, thanks for sharing ❄️

13.03.2026 04:34 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Life imitates Art

13.03.2026 02:11 👍 247 🔁 37 💬 10 📌 0

And all we want is runnin' down the mountains
And all we need is flowin' through the trees
And all we have is swimmin' in the ocean
And all we can do is be the best that we can be

-The musical prophet we call Xavier Rudd, singing to our soul and bones, nay, light of our soul & marrow of our bones

12.03.2026 22:29 👍 120 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0

#Antarctica

12.03.2026 15:19 👍 38 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0

It does look like he would function well as a satellite with those large receivers he has

12.03.2026 20:08 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Covfefe

12.03.2026 01:42 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Would that make the penguin Heidi Klum from years back?

12.03.2026 01:05 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

♥️♥️

12.03.2026 01:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Chinstrap penguin and fur seal.

Chinstrap penguin and fur seal.

Chinstrap penguin and fur seal.

Chinstrap penguin and fur seal.

Can you guess what is being said here?

The most accurate caption will win an official Heard Island Mug from our Commerce Department.

Photo Cred: Dave Fester

12.03.2026 00:33 👍 191 🔁 33 💬 54 📌 2
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a small tree in a pot is dancing on a table ALT: a small tree in a pot is dancing on a table
11.03.2026 07:35 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Highly unserious accounts have no business posting very serious content. Subscribed to follow more fart & legal proceedings.

11.03.2026 04:24 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

Yes we accept all the cookies why would we reject cookies? Where are they?

10.03.2026 04:46 👍 282 🔁 15 💬 16 📌 2
I don’t even know how to describe this. Honorable generals followed by kegsbreath, couchfukker, and trumpus

I don’t even know how to describe this. Honorable generals followed by kegsbreath, couchfukker, and trumpus

Okay, who sent us this photo titled “The Devolution of Man”??

This is why we don’t intermingle with you outside species, the risks are too great

09.03.2026 04:04 👍 436 🔁 93 💬 13 📌 7

Always that one neighbour at 5am!

07.03.2026 23:06 👍 154 🔁 7 💬 7 📌 2

Love to see it♥️

07.03.2026 17:03 👍 32 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

You know, once you get past the oligarchs and racists, normal humans are actually pretty good.

07.03.2026 17:03 👍 396 🔁 91 💬 11 📌 2
Gentoos arriving in stadium

Gentoos arriving in stadium

Gentoo in red jacket

Gentoo in red jacket

Our Gentoos are proudly representing themselves and HIMI in the Para Olympics.

07.03.2026 16:08 👍 254 🔁 23 💬 7 📌 2

Tribute time 🔥. See our post

06.03.2026 00:53 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Okay Miss, just a little further to Mawson’s Peak. Just past Cricket’s Revenge and along Cape Good, along Pretti Ridge and we will be at your new volca…We mean, Office.

06.03.2026 00:53 👍 230 🔁 36 💬 5 📌 3

Love it, great subjects and lighting too!

05.03.2026 22:43 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

More like a varroa mite

05.03.2026 15:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let’s go

05.03.2026 01:31 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It would be terrible if America ran out of drones and had to go to Ukraine to beg for drones and cheap drone tech, and Trump to visit and be harassed by Zelensky for not wearing OD green while in a war. And Vance and Rubio had to yell Glory to the Heroes in order to get help from Europe as well.

05.03.2026 01:10 👍 342 🔁 55 💬 12 📌 2

2 more and he would be an Ace

04.03.2026 13:55 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Let them try

04.03.2026 13:53 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

SNIPE/BUS TEXT

04.03.2026 01:12 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Sea turtles can sleep underwater for even 4–7 hours while foraging time is much shorter, on average 5–40 minutes underwater.

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02.03.2026 17:36 👍 386 🔁 67 💬 15 📌 5
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Definitely not a Euro swallow around but we may have a vigorous African swallow available. Please take no baggage with you, physical or emotional.

03.03.2026 03:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sadly true.

03.03.2026 02:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0