crunch element

a little belated but here's my first horse of the year

today I heard a guy describe the black dahlia murder as a case where a woman was "tragically ripped in half" and I can't stop thinking about it

opened up an ice cream bar only to discover it had somehow suffered a traumatic injury

DQB2 in particular is really *really* good. HIGHLY recommended

I went absolutely bonkers for Dragon Quest Builders so Pokopia is directly targeting my flashing weak point

I've spent a good amount of time with Xenoblade Chronicles X now and my official verdict is it's fuckin sick. just a good-ass game. taking much of the sting out of not having Pokopia yet

I cooked some chicken mandu in some leftover pork fat I had lying around and it made them taste exactly like a hot dog (positive?)

zammie's drawin!!

they sucked sooooo much blood out of me today. they're gonna take a real good look at my blood and see what's going on in there. they took some of my pee too

I always thought it was the stuff of legend, but the store really *did* have no bananas today......

I love korone but watching her play pikmin is taking years off my life

dreamt that I found out they were making another season of apple & onion and I couldn't wait to tell my girlfriend about it

Join by the 28th to get these 💖🐰🐇 #patreon

I buffed my tetanus resistance

the doctor and my girlfriend peer pressured me into getting two inoculations today

me at every food product commercial for the past two years

come watch zam craft some horses!!! 'tis the season

I love it when there's a serious conversation happening and the camera abruptly cuts to my character, wearing heart-shaped sunglasses with her whole ass hanging out

If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out.

tcpipeline.org

it's ROOM time y'all

when I was a dumb little kid who hated food the only thing I'd eat at my parents' favorite mexican restaurant was a grilled cheese sandwich but I'd open it up and put tortilla chips and salsa inside. turns out that's still kind of awesome. life hack

thanks to the intervention of a benevolent angel I am playing my first Xenoblade game. it's pretty great five minutes in

tough n tiny

been getting back into Smash Bros lately and I kinda completely forgot they put Sephiroth in it. that's weird

just remembered that I saw the cute grocery outlet cashier skateboarding home from work the other day. I'm going to be her when I grow up

how could I ever deny her the residue

when I cook eggs I give the leftover dried up crusty egg residue from the frying pan to my cat and she looks at me like I'm the messiah

come party at zam's house. things are getting COZY

I wanted a virtual boy so bad until I actually played one. then I got one six months later for twenty dollars