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hey cmon take a hint from your sleeping self and be a dreamer cuz its happening

nah cuz im so good at piloting you people dont even question it. it just looks totally natural. actually its inspiring people to try it cuz its eco friendly and a great way to stay in shape

if they get in the car youre doin great👌

who said we walk? i got you thrashing and slithering like a desert sidewinder snake

i keep hearing good things about this

im driving your body. youre the car

thats why they sell those

sometimes when youre all
asleep ill take control over
your bodies and drive to the
gas station to eat all of their
pickles and hard boiled eggs

*werner herzog voice* this joke is headed the wrong direction, against the migratory grain of its fellow jokes. it will travel across a desolate wasteland until it dies of exposure, alone and hopeless,

I hate funko pop owners

ive heard it described as martial arts fury road so we gotta check it out

is blades of the guardians on your radar? i wanna see it so much

have you noticed how
theres not enough time
for like anything really?
hey where you going??

this is so sad

i have a joke about penguins
but i dont think its gonna fly

absolutely! i assured you unconvincingly

normally theres no dinner allowed in bed but this week we make an exception of course

gn palsy seems early but im mentally tucking you in now

didnt want it to go to your head prolly. gotta stay humble

its okay 🩵 thank you

ooh das sad maybe they meant it in a cool way like heck yea this person fucks

i cant not prove many things and this wont be no different

id prefer you call me they or she please

im writing a book about
my life and describing
all of your dialogue with
words that will make you
sound kinda pathetic like
whimpered and murmured

better the devil you know
than the fffffuck fffff ass

if today was a person
their name would be...
fffucker... fuckin... fuck

thanks i improvised that

yeah but looks can be deceiving so maybe sounds can too yknow and also smells

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