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so embarrassing

saying thanks you too when
my doctor says i have cancer

:p

really the hot thing is just not having bad breath huh

me flirting: youre so much tastier than orange juice after toothpaste 🫦

THANK YOU everything else just tastes kinda weird doncha think

i have the same attitude
about sex as i do about
moving furniture. dont
worry im sure it will fit

*bare in each hand* im poor

liking this myself cuz its sexy and idc if you agree

wish i had the balls
to be a dance hall

take a midnight bath and you ARE the midnight soup

i hear good things about this show

hey im a switch 2 hashtag nintendo

youre the first thing i wanna
taste after brushing my teeth

im a little horny
friendship is magic

pressing the think button on
my brains crosswalk but the
lights still arent changing yet

unmascing a luchador
(turning them femme)

ok im happy that i woke up a little earlier on the couch this time. good game but impossible to play at night without falling asleep 😵‍💫

what is that? does that mean rock n roll or something

im using the middle finger
for good. flipping you on

i dont like how my brain can
just remember things all on
its own like who is up there
opening up drawers? stop it

Im being attacked by my laziness

THE NUMBER ONE EXPORT OF MY ENEMIES IS BEING A FUCKING LOSER

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((GOAL: $0/1000))

Hi everypuppy!
As I've mentioned, I will be moving states next week!

I could really use help towards securing my own place as quickly as possible.
Reaching my goal would drastically increase my chances of that and ease a lot of worry along the way!

Please help if you can! 🐶💝

i hate runners cuz they make
me worried about stampedes

people: (minding their own business)
my brain: "they fucking hate you lmaooo"

i'm like superman if he was not super and not a man

I'm actually hilarious if you don't get to know me

nice! where did you farm the xp for this

you just blew your one question jeepers creepers dont give this girl a genie