B3 Podcast

#DEATHTOILET The cute floor tile is too good for this movie.

Fuck this movie. Don't waste your time - they didn't.

#DEATHTOILET Did they make this on their lunch break from Spirit Halloween? No, I take that back, I don't want to besmirch the holy name of Spirit Halloween in that manner. But the fake plastic 'grenade' looked like it was bought at Family Dollar.

#DEATHTOILET "COME........... with me."

#DEATHTOILET OMG there's still 10 minutes left. how?! it's only 45 minutes long but it feels like 6 hours.

#DEATHTOILET I've seen better effects on H J Langer commercials. And better script.

#DEATHTOILET is allegedly wanted on numerous hate crimes in at least 3 states.

#DEATHTOILET Was there even a script? Did you guys think you could just 'wing it' like second city? The lead forgot he was on death toilet and started laughing at the priests terrible improv. "you wanna do another ta..." "KEEP ROLLING"

#DEATHTOILET So I made Anthony Bourdain's 6-ingredient mushroom soup for dinner tonight. It's absolutely delicious; so rich and with a meaty salty taste.

Oh, the movie? I don't fucking know. I looked up, and a character was yelling racist, stereotypical sounds,

#DEATHTOILET Are they filming all the audio on a Yeti Snowball?

#DEATHTOILET Yeah, I'm not finding the actual footage of Vietnam that's included here very entertaining. It doesn't feel appropriate in a movie about a murderous toilet. Plus, you could have a war reenactment with a toilet instead...that actually would fucking work.

#DEATHTOILET Did anyone on this set even try? The plumber is just lying next to the toilet, opening and closing pliers to make it look like he's... in the toilet? next to the toilet? It's not good. It's not good enough for community theatre

#DEATHTOILET Guys, this charlie brown teacher/telephone gag is going on toooooooo long. i got excited about the Experian ad that Tubi blasted onto the scene, breaking away from that nightmare of a scene.

#DEATHTOILET I want to give the lead guy a perm like Justin Timberlake had in NSYNC.

#DEATHTOILET This soundtrack doesn't know if it's music or not.

#DEATHTOILET I took a call from my friend, chatted for 30 minutes, and unpaused the film..I have no idea what is going on. Why did I even pause it?

#deathtoilet SHUT UP THAT IS NOT THE VOICE. FML.

#deathtoilet IMBd Trivia: All the fart noises used are real

For tonights #munchiesandmacabre it's 2018's Death Toilet. Why.

#TheLittleMermaid Wait..they said a sad repetition of the necronomicon over a hole and that's the end? F this movie, just go watch Dagon. I believe that's on Tubi too.

#TheLittleMermaid Holy shit, that one dude just prison shanked a guy! And he's a good guy! That quick stab stab stab. Wait, they just killed Dr. Eric?! I mean, congrats on the double harpooning, but damn that's cold. Well, they're cold now too I guess.

#TheLittleMermaid Sorry,, I don't care so hard about this movie that I can't remember what happeneded to the character that disappeared like 2 scenes ago.

#TheLittleMermaid Oohh, Dr. Ashley has you figured out, Ariel. Maybe that's she can't put the stunner on him with her fish eyes.

#TheLittleMermaid Pro for this movie, this town is adorable. OMG, the photoshop on that photo..shame on you, movie.

#TheLittleMermaid Are we supposed to like Dr. Eric Prince? Because this dude? Douche canoe.

#TheLittleMermaid Okay, her eyes are definitely a different color and less fishlike in the day. Love the kid in the miskatonic university shirt. I mean, Dagon is somehow involved in all of this, so makes sense.

#TheLittleMermaid When I asked for something to happen, I didn't mean the aggressive wet mouth sounds of these two eating each others faces.

#TheLittleMermaid SOMETHING HAPPEN! I wish I had this on a higher speed.

#TheLittleMermaid Not Ariel sideswiping Dr. Eric underwater. Wow, he's just gonna ask her, "hey, you know if you're a mermaid, you gotta tell me, right? "

#TheLittleMermaid Ariel has fish eyes, chat. That doesn't make sense, I know. But her pupils look the same as a fish.

#TheLittleMermaid Ariels accent is all over the place. This Prince Eric has pit stains.