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Strikingly handsome accountant giving blood for the seventieth time and not fainting, not even once

I lived bitch

The Houthis whenever you’re already having a bad time

okay I don’t think there are any gifs for Hard Truths so imagine I posted the “What's a baby got pockets for?” scene

a man blowing out candles on a birthday cake with a w logo on his sleeve Alt: a truly terrible gif superimposing a birthday cake over Ric Flair presupposing that his wooo is actually blowing out the cake’s candles. it also says happy birthday, the I is barely visible as it’s the same color as the cake.

@tapemachines.bsky.social

JEGOT Update?

"Barack Obama in an unknown role"

Could it be...? No, no. It couldn't possibly be. bsky.app/profile/disc...

(11th btw)

I don’t think you want to know the answer to that

I thought better of making a joke before PR/Canada of “loser becomes the 51st state”

Not watching (Lion King with a live orchestra) but I see we’re not getting blown out, that’s neat!

ilu denzel

a group of people are sitting in a stadium watching a concert and a man is hugging another man . Alt: GSP giving the hex to Aaron Judge, probably

Go Canada Go

finally a Vikings boat suitable for all ages

the classic football player move of “i got my money now yall are gonna pronounce this shit right”

It would be such an honor to be killed by Sensei Phil Collins

Shinobi for Genesis

30 years ago tonight:

the tennessee titans have been around for almost 30 years at this point and they’ve finally given up on having a unique identity. kind of impressive. the texans have done a better job establishing themselves somehow

re: Bobby Walker. And yes. Every other instinct he had was questionable but this one he excelled at, and it again reminds me of one of my favorite bits from Bill James, on Lonnie Smith:

When Bobby Walker made his serious return to WCW TV in '96 you saw the arrival of someone truly special. Could not complete a single match, whether it was two minutes or five, without completely dicking something right up. He wrestled like he'd only had wrestling described to him. Incredible.

Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/

and only indirect murder

Oscar Nominees Ranked By How Much I Want To Hear Matt Berry Pronounce Their Name There are no losers here, honestly.

[matt berry voice] benicio del toro

type-click-type.ghost.io/oscar-nomine...

Genuinely have been thinking about this for several days

AEW fan keeps how many poeple in basement

choosing to think that’s you whining in the background not the dog

Reminder that NFL teams cannot post on Bluesky because the league has a contract with the social media company that lets randos with verified checkmarks pretend to be NFL players.

Fitzcarraldo (1982)