quickballs

really getting into leftovers

You're meeting me at a very Borat time in my wife

reminder that I make the coolest #stardewvalley stuff over on Etsy www.etsy.com/shop/CubieAn... #etsy #sdv #stardew

A fucking WRECKED set of blinds

Biscuit the cat sleeping peacefully after causing chaos

The Art/The Artist

Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop

Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
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One time my friend showed me something on her phone and accidentally revealed the last thing she googled was "Is batman the one gotham deserves or the one gotham needs"

your boyfriend is in my DMs begging me to leave him alone

#gay

#woof

haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream (liqueur)

What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream

Made oatmilk tonight. Where r the bitches

Hello Bluesky

being insane feels sooooo good

Luigi is my favorite Mario bros character. Some people might balk at that and wring their hands, but Luigi is a hero. More people should be like Luigi. The Mario Bros character.

woke 2 is coming and its going to make mao look like jon stewart

it’s going to be the best day in decades when he dies

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

can’t take her anywhere 🙄 #explore

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.

Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

A gnome wearing a blue shirt and has a long white beard, holding up his fists as if to fight, with the caption, “I am a motherf*cker.”

Thank you for your content @quickballs.blog 😂
Yes. Parallel parking is for the straights.
I, too, am just a motherfucker.

parallel parking is a myth

Aldi :)

oh shit we got short form videos on here now??

skin looking really good rn might smoke 100 million billion cigarettes

not in a suicidal way but boy is it relieving to know I am but a mortal

Excuse me sir. you are like if a genius was stupid

TikTok.

This is what happens when you live stream the inauguration btw

you misspelled nazi