Simon Saab Isuzu

Not too late to get me something for my birthday 🎁

Where are you going in that
Camry Solara?
Are you going near or
Are you goin' far-a?
I sure hope you make it
By this time tomorrow
Where are you going in that
Camry Solara?

I said he'd play chicken with the UN.

Thank you for the clarification.

That said, that might even be worse.

Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.

[redacted] to America

The century of humiliation is well-deserved.

this is why i should have quit my job to open a downtown beverage store

Joanne Ciconte sounds like a name Lady Gaga would use to hide the fact that she's racing

I know I've said it before but this is one of those cars I feel bad for hating on back in the day because they're more interesting than most cars sold today.

In February of 2022 Canadian women reached the highest rates of employment ever recorded.

Now, in 2026, Canadian policymakers are increasingly in agreement the following need to be removed:

$10-a-day daycare
Remote work
EDI programs

No coincidence here.

For a couple summers in college I washed rental cars. Found a joint, found porno mags, copious evidence of alcohol consumption but never a firearm.

My coworkers let me know truck beds full of blood were common during hunting season.

I watch content floods when embargos are lifted in the automotive world all the time, it's amusing to me when it happens in the bike world.

That said this is a bike that a lot of people care about. I love my Cannondale CAADX.

Hey I think Cannondale just came out with the CAAD14

For the Arlington GP, Felix Rosenqvist is sponsored by Texas Ass-to-Mouth, or "ATM" as the popular acronym puts it, which I believe is the most popular age-verified search term on pornographic websites in the state of Texas.

Don't let em tell you you gotta sleep there. They owe you a room with an actual bed.

An old white couple embraces. He's wearing a black shirt and a red suit, he may be an emissary of the devil. The caption says don't let loose denture ruin your perfect night out

Don't let loose denture ruin your perfect night out

This has me thinking about what match I would show someone who's never watched pro wrestling before.

oh my god someone show that sociology professor RINGS greatest hits

🎶 french onion soup
i'm gonna keep on making all this
french onion soup

i don't know her

you done FUCKED UP, Sbarro

Free race horse name: Pizza Chit

if you don't know that there is a musical group called Meat Beat Manifesto, please don't reply to this because you'll ruin my joke

Gonna quit my job and start a Youtube channel devoted to street hot dogs, kebabs, and tacos, and call it Street Meat Manifesto

he's gonna shit his intestines out before then

That race ain't gonna fuckin' happen on those streets.

I am excited beyond belief to assume the role of interim CEO here at Bluesky!

My DMs are open for everyone's congratulations and great ideas!

My new rap name is Théophile Naël

thank you!