YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.
11.03.2026 17:30
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YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.
The system works as the system is designed.
I wish! Kiddo has karate. My social butterfly kid keeps us occupied 3-4 nights and the free night gets stacked with homework.
Five books you think everyone should read...
• Roadmarks by Roger Zelazny
• The Light Brigade by Kameron Hurley
• Countess by Suzan Palumbo
• The Nightward by RSA Garcia
• Once Upon a Punk Show by me (buy my book 😜)
Oooo! What game is on tap?
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"
The 3 genders
This 100% tracks. Hera actually had a track record of being a badass that Lando didn't have. 99% sure it's canon already Hera was on the planet.
And Chopper... of *course* you'd point the most ridiculous war criminal in your arsenal and say "go... do what you want to fuck shit up"
At Endor, Han and Lando were promoted and given commands as shiny distractions so that Hera, Sabine, and Zeb could carry out the real, secret plan to destroy the Death Star. Rex was keeping an eye on Han, Wedge on Lando.
They were GOBSMACKED that the “Leroy Jenkins” plan actually worked out.
If you haven't already, this is an excellent time to read Countess.
Ok the seagull is obviously the chaos rogue, but we got a whole ass DnD party of birds now...
The Shoebill is the tank. Don't tell me that's not a bird that will fuck up someone's day.
King Vulture as the fancy necro
Dracula Parrot as the goth druid
African Black Crowned Crane as the healer
It only took me an hour to do my day's worth of work ( I could have done this days ago but i'm not new, I pad the crap outta that timeline ) so now i'm gonna be thinking about seagulls as DnD characters all day.
Speaking of birds that need to be DnD familiars...
Seagulls!!!
Think of the chaos! Think of stealing people's sandwiches!
Chaos is the best part of DnD.
"We yell for 1d4 dmg, crap all over the places, punch a crab, steal some trash and leave."
I have one coworker, one of the very few people in my life that treats me as one of the girls who said "fuck yeah, i'd curbstomp some assholes" and i'm all "well, you just passed my class" 😜
Oh I have no doubt you'd shank a bitch for me, babe. That's why you're my person.
Then we'd bond over body disposal and be all "look at us having a day without the kids. Date day!"
Tho 100% the kids would help if we let them.
Two Dracula parrots sitting on a branch. Dracula parrots have black wings and heads and blood red bodies
A Dracula parrot doing a scream
A Dracula parrot on a branch looking happy af
A Dracula parrot sitting on a branch that seems fully aware someone is taking a pic and turned its head in profile
Enough doom posting...
MORE GOTH PARROTS!!!
Whenever a cis woman says "oh you should just use the bathroom anyways" I always ask "are you gonna throw hands if someone threatens me when I need to pee?"
99% of the time they get real quiet all of a sudden.
I can count on one hand the number of cis women that I am sure would have my back.
"Hey Kate, you've been posting a lot this morning. Don't you have work to do at... yanno... work?"
Yup. Sure do.
"You should do it."
Ultimately, no one actually gives a shit if I do it or not.
"That's kinda fucked up."
The slow days are more soul destroying than the busy days here.
"Thoughts that lead to action can be dangerous. Thoughts that do not, mean less than nothing."
Ann Leckie "Ancillary Justice"
Screen shot of a person who is all "oooo trans people are so brave" but not actually doing anything to help
"Thoughts are ephemeral, they evaporate the moment they occurr unless they are given action and material form. Wishes and intentions are the same. Meaningless unless they impell you to one choice or another, however insignificant."
Ann Leckie "Ancillary Justice"
I sent an @effinbirds.com pic to Rob Schnider that said to the effect "our expectations of you were low, but daaamn" when he did said some dumb maga crap.
This is hilarious.
Also, completely enraging.
Hell yes I would punch a bear for you. If you punch it's ears, you might live to see another day.
Except I don't remember which kind of bear that is and which one you play dead for. So... uh... 50-50 it works out.
Unless it's a polar bear. Then I gotta throw a seal at it and hope for the best.
Also... what's stopping you from using a cool ass bird like this as your DnD familiar?
Hawks. Owls. Pft. Done to death.
Give me a goth as fuck druid with of of these.
"We will protect nature. But only nighttime nature while the bard plays The Cure."
A Dracula parrot. It has a blood red body and a black ruffled head with a pointy black beak
This bird should be my friend.
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
Rebel: NOT AGAIN. Chewie: SLAMS FIST INTO CONSOLE IN RAGE
This panel is a whole fucking MOOD in March 2026
All the damn time.
Especially living in a blue state, 99% of cis people have zero idea how bad it is out there.
I deal using Elder Millenial brand dark humor but people are constsntly shocked that i'm not joking when I say I can't take a pee in a red state.
I'm a trans author writing sci-fi and fantasy. My debut novella comes out next month and is up for pre-order now. I also have a short story in the Fight Like A Girl, Volume 2 anthology from Wizard's Tower Press.
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