Astroñoratx

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.

They’ll play this in museums in future.

(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

FIFA looking awesome with that prize right now.

This people should be too scared to speak in public. They should be run out of every public event they attend.

I want off this stupidest possible timeline!!! 😵‍💫

Loving these

I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment.

Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off.

The 25th is never happening.

That’s… a lot of words that still sound like they came out of an eight year old

Close-up photo of the legs and feet of JD Vance and Marco Rubio showing some comically oversized shoes

It gets better. Here's Vance and Rubio in the Oval Office...

Since the disastrous Citizens United decision, dark money spending in elections has grown tremendously.

In 2010, there was $144 million of dark money spending. In the 2024 election cycle, there was nearly $2 billion of dark money spending.

It's time to pass the DISCLOSE Act.

The Texas law is written in a way where this wouldn’t work. And sxsw is a Texas event. We might hate it, but it happens here.

Particularly in Austin. It is one of the few places in Texas where trans people can count on their neighbors for support.

Jim Cramer suggests on CNBC that Trump could “bomb Tehran into the Stone Age” until Iran reopens the strait, citing U.S. bombings of North Vietnam in the 1970s. Carl Quintanilla points out to him that Hanoi won that war.

Are we going to start rooting for a military coup? 😵‍💫

And we can go back later for new replies! It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

The replies made my morning… now excuse me while I sob for a minute.

Evergreen.

One thing I've been stressing is that, if Hormuz traffic remained stopped, the monumental oil supply shock will manifest as sharp price spikes in wealthy nations that sap disposable incomes

In poorer countries, the shock will manifest as outright physical shortages.

Como si nadie prefiriera un mundo sin guerra y con menos carencias. En serio no se qué tienen en la cabeza.

WTH 😨

That’s just extra cruel…

The rage about all the research that will be lost due to these white supremacist creatures… I don’t think it will ever subside in me.

Elizabeth Warren: "I am a hard no on a supplemental. This is not a war the American people want us to engage in. This is not a war that makes us safer ... No. No more money. The only thing Congress has the power to do is to stop actions like this through the power of the purse."

I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

#Satire

Tariffs tariffing

goddamn is this a breath of fresh air after Allred 2024

An hour apart. Perhaps we should stop treating the mindless weathervane spinning in the breeze as if it has a clear strategic direction we can ascertain.

Cut it out. You should meet my neighbors. Decency is what most people are looking for. Certainly what Dems in Texas are looking for. He fits the bill.

If you are watching Trump's presser right now, you are seeing beyond reasonable doubt a person not mentally suited for any position of responsibility. Even running a small store.

GOP members of the House and Senate: You are seeing this too.

Argh. This is terrible!!

The Gámez-Cuéllar family has been released from Dilley! We just picked them up.