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🌱🌹🌻John McCarthy🌻🌹🌱

@tocatchathief

Woke lefty with a soupcon of sarcasm & intolerance of all things bollocky & right wing nutism Here for sheets, giggles & profound discussion obvs πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ 😜😁

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a man in a military uniform with a mustache is wearing a beret and making a funny face . ALT: a man in a military uniform with a mustache is wearing a beret and making a funny face .
11.03.2026 10:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

True Bill 🀣 but it was late & couldn't think of anything else lol

11.03.2026 09:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Heh if it walks like a duck πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€£

11.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Heh another year you may have got away with it.
Bizarrely we seem to be having a right ole hoolie in the UK, don't know if it's a named storm or not or just something passing through πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

11.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Beware false springs bringing gifts πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ unless it's fleece, lots & lots of fleece 🀭😁

11.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She's just another gobshite 🀬🀬

11.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I assume they state sponsor plenty of groups in the region πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ so yup it's a coming but when will they strike...only they know...death to the infidels or some such line.

Right I've blasted my lugholes with Dirtyphonics & some Jackie Hollander (the latter I'd not heard of until tonight) lol

11.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't read a room obviously πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ™„πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

10.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wouldn't be surprised if you get another 9/11 or two πŸ™„πŸ™ˆ

10.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .

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10.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh my god, we are so screwed.
It will be a miracle if our country and democracy can survive this insanity.

10.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 1320 πŸ” 353 πŸ’¬ 123 πŸ“Œ 31

What the what, bricks make more sense than that tango twatspangle πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ™ˆ

10.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Could they not remote vote...oh wait that was binned off by clusterfuck mogg wasn't it, not that they'd probably have voted anyway πŸ™„

10.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good ole price gouging alive & well πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

10.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent piece πŸ‘
35 mins of fukwittery & like a small petulant child, poof he was gone along with his pet pooch, honest bob πŸ™„πŸ€£πŸ€£

10.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We do, but the rightwing arseholes keep wanting to lose oodles of money on this shite 🀣🀣

10.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Couldn't have said it better myself, may have been a few more expletives mind lol
Ofshite hold my beer πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ™„

10.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yeah good point - why are you still drinking cows milk? πŸ₯› 🍼

10.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In the torygraph... who'd have thunk it πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ™„πŸ€£πŸ€£

10.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a little girl in a blue shirt is standing in front of a shelf filled with glassware . ALT: a little girl in a blue shirt is standing in front of a shelf filled with glassware .
10.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 139 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

Ended up in Stansted then πŸ€ͺπŸ™ˆπŸ€£

10.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fartage loves being cuckolded πŸ€£πŸ™ˆ

10.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You mean he's bored already.... who's next on the fukwittery list πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ™„

10.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No doubt the tail is going ten to a dozen πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€­πŸ€£

10.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"I suppose" fecking sheister πŸ™„

09.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Cancer signs may seem prickly and standoffish at first meeting & are very psychic" πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈlol

09.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao I can see the Scorp assumption as my bro in law is one πŸ™ˆπŸ€£
😳 Blimey a cancer. I don't think I've known any cancers unless I have & not realised lol

09.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣🀣 They can't help themselves

09.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Taurus or Capricorn πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€­

09.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0