Jon Danziger

Be optimistic! Today is not over yet!

I use Gemini when I'm bored — and it's better than doomscrolling It became my ultimate distraction

WHAT IF YOU JUST READ A FUCKING BOOK

Make Hell Great Again

Gilligan’s Island reboot, but it’s just MAGA douchebags trapped on a military base

It actually rules to watch LLM centrism develop in real time. "Ok yes, tech bros are taking things way too far but LLM skeptics are just as silly, surely we can all agree that it's a transformative new technology and we all need to get onboard" and like, bro. Bro. We know who's side you're really on

CAPTAIN MAMA BAM

Post on threads from A’ja: Welp won’t have the highest career high in the house anymore 😭 but at least it gives me something to go after 🤭

As if WNBA teams needed more reasons to fear A’ja Wilson.

Nigel Tufnel displays his amp for Marty Di Bergi. It goes to 11.

Maybe it will be today.

Every day we stray further from God’s light

JFC was Richard Todd unavailable

I can’t remember if I’m allowed to post an already-created likely-AI image for the purpose of mockery, but I can’t seem to get away from Jesus Bridges today.

The meek shall inherit the earth? That’s just like your opinion, man.

Flan would NEVER

I don’t have a secret. I just know when to take their AI away from them.

We have always been at war with Eastasia, our closest ally

Bitch, Maybe Get Off Your Phone, Then?: I Yell At Men Who Walk Into Me

Pretty sure this is also the plot of the next Knives Out movie

does this mean I can no longer sign up for his newsletter

Learner gonna CRUSH for you

“You know who I want to be more like? Andrew Cuomo. It went great for him, right?” - Bari Weiss

Travis Kelce expected to play 14th NFL season, but no guarantee it’s with Chiefs Kelce has spent his entire NFL career with the Chiefs.

The Swifties turning on the Chiefs for spurning him is going to be SAVAGE.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/709...

Working title was BRUNCH BROS

well, if i’m getting passed over for anyone, i’m glad it’s mojtaba. not bitter, not angry. just happy for a friend.

No, man, this is fucked up, they’re La La Landing you

1) Blow the hell out of these people

2) ????

3) Jeffersonian democracy

Yes, if it wasn’t for Miller this would be like having AOC as President

A former Dem Congressional candidate posting “I’m very smart, I know wrestling isn’t real unlike the dummies who follow it” is a way too on-the-nose snapshot of why Dems lose so many winnable races.

“That vote will be cast as you voting against the troops” by who, Jake?