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Bryanna/Brioche, Angry Noodle

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Afro Boricua. Founder of sci-fi/fantasy/writing blog, The Angry Noodle. Reading stuff, crocheting silly little guys. ๐ŸงถShe/her. Profile pic by @gaudipern! https://theangrynoodle.com/ https://linktr.ee/brya23456 Business email: editors@theangrynoodle.com

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That is very encouraging. Thank you for this! ๐Ÿฅน

11.03.2026 15:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*it thinks

11.03.2026 14:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes I canโ€™t tell if it things the British or US spelling is right.

And thereโ€™s SO MANY words that obviously exist but come up as wrong.

(I do love scrivener, too, though)

11.03.2026 14:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had done it quite a bit. It had been unintentional.

11.03.2026 01:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OKAY. Discovered another bad writing habit.

I cannot stop using past perfect tense.

โ€œShe had done.โ€

โ€œThey had found.โ€

โ€œHe had been.โ€

CANโ€™T STOP.

Going through older writing and fixing it. A lot of it just feels too passive.

10.03.2026 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 50 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tired of people colonizing Black culture and then universalizing it as if it didnโ€™t stem from the same AAVE these same people mock relentlessly as โ€œghettoโ€ or โ€œunprofessionalโ€ or โ€œgrammatically incorrectโ€ language.

10.03.2026 19:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

There is no way, NO WAY, anyone could EVER mistake โ€œuncโ€ for being anything other than AAVE.

Always mocking Black vernacular until they think, โ€œOh, that seems fun!โ€ then yoink it and call it โ€œGen Zโ€ slang as if everyone came up with it together or it just spawned out of thin air.

10.03.2026 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m sorryโ€ฆ

Allies too?

ALLIES. TOO?!?!?!?!

They gotta make it about themselves at every opportunity, dear lord.

โ€œDonโ€™t forget about me! Iโ€™m totally an ally, and I suffer too!โ€

FOH.

10.03.2026 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In case you're wondering how bullshit the anti-trans bathroom police really are, last year an opposing counsel sent a male cop into the women's bathroom during a trial break to remove me.

I was the only person in the whole bathroom because it was after 5 and ours was the only case still going.

09.03.2026 22:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 221 ๐Ÿ” 64 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I love that subreddit. Today is the first day I heard of this dude, and I'd like to go back to the days where I had no idea who he was.

09.03.2026 22:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I 100% believe United Healthcare would do that. And you're right; most of them probably do.

It surprised me to learn that so few people appeal those claim rejections, but I understand why. No reason to trust that an appeal would be worth it when insurance companies are that consistently useless.

09.03.2026 22:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s also super cowardly to say thereโ€™s problems with โ€œthe black communityโ€ or โ€œblack cultureโ€ as if youโ€™re providing some kind of constructive criticism to a community rather than just shitting on an entire race of people.

Stand ten toes down. Just say you mean black people. Nasty ass. ๐Ÿ˜’

09.03.2026 20:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thereโ€™s nothing that makes my skin crawl like a racist saying โ€œblack people.โ€

They say it with such disdain. Itโ€™s gross that they even have us on their minds.

Bonus points if they use โ€œblacksโ€ or โ€œthe blacksโ€ instead.โ€™ Really going mask off with that one.

09.03.2026 20:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Huhโ€ฆdefinitely anโ€ฆinteresting vibe.

I regret that I asked. ๐Ÿ˜‚

09.03.2026 15:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was working on a blog post for my website about evil companies, and when I was doing the research I learned that Aetna (I think it was Aetna?) employed an algorithm that auto-rejects a shit ton of claims without anyone even looking at them. Yet only 2% of people appeal! We must appeal!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ซ

09.03.2026 15:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t even drive and I want that goddamn bumper sticker.

09.03.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, thatโ€™s good to know, thank you!

09.03.2026 14:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So it basically all boils down to โ€œpay us monthly for literally nothing, while we spend all our time and resources developing algorithms and devising ways to deny you coverage as much as humanly possible when you finally need us.โ€

4/4

09.03.2026 14:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*certain things just legit donโ€™t get covered by certain insurance providers. For example, my bipolar meds are not covered under my new insurance, so a job switch meant I went from paying $4 each refill to $48 each refill
*having a pre-existing condition means no coverage. Like, at all

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09.03.2026 14:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*usually have to pay a deductible, meaning youโ€™re paying out of pocket anyway AND still paying monthly for the insurance until you hit that deductible (which can be absurdly high)
*even paying monthly doesnโ€™t guarantee coverage; you donโ€™t get covered if your provider is not โ€œin networkโ€

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09.03.2026 14:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like trying to explain insurance to someone who doesnโ€™t know what it is would blow their mind.

*tied to your employment, so if youโ€™re unemployed (and most likely lacking a stable income), whoops, gotta pay out of pocket
*pay for it monthly in the hopes you can use it when you need it

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09.03.2026 14:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe thereโ€™s a legitimate reason for it that Iโ€™m just not privy to as someone who isnโ€™t very tech savvy.

Still. Annoying when the software never changes, yet demands constant updates.

09.03.2026 14:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, and ANOTHER THING!

I hate how so much software and so many apps need to update every 30 seconds. Bonus points if you canโ€™t even USE it until you update it.

Fuck you, Discover app.

09.03.2026 14:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh I LOVE that. Itโ€™s such a simple but effective way to explain how to make the setting come to life.

09.03.2026 14:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Human WHAT guy? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

09.03.2026 14:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m nosy as fuck and I like the tea, so I checked dudeโ€™s profile.

What a fucking goober lol

@jazzpomegranate.com I aspire to reach your power level.

09.03.2026 13:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YES Iโ€™M STILL ANNOYED ABOUT THE ALARM APP, BECAUSE FUCK YOU MEAN $60 A YEAR?!?!

09.03.2026 12:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An irritating capitalist trend is the tendency of simple, well-functioning apps to slowly mutate into these over complicated slop apps with a thousand features no one asked for, thirty sponsors, and a monthly subscription for something that absolutely does NOT need one.

09.03.2026 12:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 54 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

How do you feel about "don't edit as you go; wait until you have the first draft" advice?

I have a habit of looking through and editing as I'm writing, but I've often heard it said that's a bad idea.

09.03.2026 00:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thinking of it as "decorating rooms" is great, i love it

09.03.2026 00:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0