Jason Geffner

Ashes to ashes, bits to bits.

Must be an overhead oxygen leak.

I remember “squelching” people on Compuserve chat 👴🏻

Maybe don’t advertise where the water is coming from…
(zoom in on the LCD screen)

I need this made into a t-shirt for myself.

That wasn’t a dream.

Writers: We want a male character named Data but we’re not sure what his personality should be.

Gene Roddenberry: Adroit.

Writers: Brilliant idea, sir!

Thank you for inspiring people to get into the AppSec space and for making it warm and welcoming for so many folks early in their careers! 💜

i built an entire x86 CPU emulator in CSS (no javascript)

you can write programs in C, compile them to x86 machine code with GCC, and run them inside CSS

lyra.horse/x86css/

Are you sure the server talks TLS?

You can also check out this book. Honestly it’s not amazing, but it might give you some new ideas.

a.co/d/0c88q2p4

Measuring the impact of your team’s work in the context of risk reduction is definitely not easy. One recommendation I have though is to measure deltas, not absolute values.

For example, your goal shouldn’t be zero of something, but rather a 10% reduction of that thing compared to last year.

NATIONAL FLORAL DESIGN DAY | February 28 NATIONAL FLORAL DESIGN DAY         National Floral Design Day on February 28th recognizes the art and history of floral design. For thousands of years, floral

You’re five days early :)

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NATIONAL BANANA BREAD DAY | February 23 NATIONAL BANANA BREAD DAY February 23rd recognizes, and more importantly, celebrates a well-known food holiday, National Banana Bread Day. This is a favorite

You’ll be delighted to know what tomorrow is!

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Watch out, nerds, there’s a new sheriff in town!

upupupupupupup is also the original name for UPS

nicence to kill

(The movie title is Licence, not License 🙂)

(sea monster bio)

You've probably seen my writhing in The Atlantic

Hey Tim, you should hire that guy!

pretty cool M.C. Escher could draw all that stuff and still find time to rap

McDonald’s customer claims she found a needle in her burger A Kentucky woman was in for quite a surprise when she bit into her McDonald’s hamburger and reportedly found a needle. Erin Spellman — who posted a photo of the needle on her Facebook page — says h…

Old: "Is Pepsi okay?"
New: "Is Hep-C okay?"

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CEO of Redfin

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Welcome to the Room A lesson in leadership by Satya Nadella When I was Promoted to Technical Fellow, I was “invited to the room”, joining Microsoft’s other Senior Executives.  It was really something. Achieving the Se…

"Congratulations …. your days of whining are over."
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A good refrigerator from the 1950s was about $470, or $5,700 in today’s dollars. Nobody wants to spend that much today, so we pay 1/6 of that and we get 1/6 the quality.

Mmm…