“Sorry—Carl doesn’t live here anymore.”
“Sorry—Carl doesn’t live here anymore.”
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“Sorry—Carl doesn’t live here anymore.”
“Sorry—Carl doesn’t live here anymore.”
“Uh-oh.”
“Uh-oh.”
“Yeah, Sylvia—my set too. … And in the middle of Laverne and Shirley.”
“Yeah, Sylvia—my set too. … And in the middle of Laverne and Shirley.”
50,000 B.C.: Gak Eisenberg invents the first and last silent mammoth whistle.
50,000 B.C.: Gak Eisenberg invents the first and last silent mammoth whistle.
“Well, we’re lost. I knew from the start that it was just plain idiotic to choose a leader based simply on the size of his or her respective pith helmet. Sorry, Cromwell.”
“Well, we’re lost. I knew from the start that it was just plain idiotic to choose a leader based simply on the size of his or her respective pith helmet. Sorry, Cromwell.”
“Yesterday? I was told the meeting was today!”
“Yesterday? I was told the meeting was today!”
A Louvre guard is suddenly unsettled by the arrival of Linda Blair.
A Louvre guard is suddenly unsettled by the arrival of Linda Blair.
Life on cloud eight
Life on cloud eight
“Wait a minute! Isn’t anyone here a real sheep?”
“Wait a minute! Isn’t anyone here a real sheep?”
“Twelve sacrifices already this week. … Thank Goran it’s Friday!”
“Twelve sacrifices already this week. … Thank Goran it’s Friday!”
Fly whimsy
Fly whimsy
“Here comes another big one, Roy, and here—we—goooooowheeeeeeeooo!”
“Here comes another big one, Roy, and here—we—goooooowheeeeeeeooo!”
“Ooo! You’re right, Sir Dwayne! If I knock right here, I can make him start buzzing. ... Ooo, and he’s angry!”
“Ooo! You’re right, Sir Dwayne! If I knock right here, I can make him start buzzing. ... Ooo, and he’s angry!”
“Yes, sir … we caught him trying to smuggle this in under his coat.”
“Yes, sir … we caught him trying to smuggle this in under
his coat.”
What the stranger didn't know, of course, was that Sam always kept a Dobie in his boot.
What the stranger didn't know, of course, was that Sam always kept a Dobie in his boot.
“Oh, lovely—just the hundredth time you’ve managed to cut everyone’s head off.”
“Oh, lovely—just the hundredth time you’ve managed to cut everyone’s head off.”
On a clear day, Eugene rose and looked around him and, regrettably, saw who he was.
On a clear day, Eugene rose and looked around him and, regrettably, saw who he was.
Ginger decides to take out Mrs. Talbot’s flower bed once and for all.
Ginger decides to take out Mrs. Talbot’s flower bed once and for all.
Trying to calm the herd, Jake himself was suddenly awestruck by the image of beauty and unbridled fury on the cliff above. Pink Shadow had returned.
Trying to calm the herd, Jake himself was suddenly awestruck by the image of beauty and unbridled fury on the cliff above. Pink Shadow had returned.
This time his practical jokes had gone too far, and Wally was finally booted off the hill.
This time his practical jokes had gone too far, and Wally was finally booted off the hill.
Professor Lundquist, in a seminar on compulsive thinkers, illustrates his brain-stapling technique.
Professor Lundquist, in a seminar on compulsive thinkers, illustrates his brain-stapling technique.
The volcano god of the Nerdesians
The volcano god of the Nerdesians
“Oo! Goldfish, everyone! Goldfish!”
“Oo! Goldfish, everyone! Goldfish!”
“You’re not fooling anyone, Mitchell. … You’re not eating, you’re just spreading it around.”
“You’re not fooling anyone, Mitchell. … You’re not eating, you’re just spreading it around.”
“Millions of years old and they look as if they were laid yesterday!”
“Millions of years old and they look as if they were laid yesterday!”
At the rubber man factory
At the rubber man factory
“Thank goodness, Malcolm! We’ve finally been spotted!”
“Thank goodness, Malcolm! We’ve finally been spotted!”
Later, when one of the monsters cranked up the volume, the party really got going.
Later, when one of the monsters cranked up the volume, the party really got going.
“Mr. Cummings? This is Frank Dunham in Production. … We’ve got some problems, Mr. Cummings. Machine No. 5 has jammed, several of the larger spools have gone off track, the generator’s blown, and, well, everything seems to be you-know-what.”
“Mr. Cummings? This is Frank Dunham in Production. … We’ve got some problems, Mr. Cummings. Machine No. 5 has jammed, several of the larger spools have gone off track, the generator’s blown, and, well, everything seems to be you-know-what.”
Donning his new canine decoder, Professor Schwartzman becomes the first human being on Earth to hear what barking dogs are actually saying.
Donning his new canine decoder, Professor Schwartzman becomes the first human being on Earth to hear what barking dogs are actually saying.