— MESMER

「 This year's different. I see it in the skies.

「 Oh dear. 」

ㅤㅤㅤLong snore... before he jolts awake.

「 Huh? What did I miss? 」

🎹 She's very cute.

ㅤㅤㅤHe returns their wave, before pulling out a portable hole and vanishing within it.

「 That won't change anything. 」

ㅤㅤㅤHe keeps his eyes on them, before waving away the rest of the snow.

「 I'll be back to my store now. 」

🎹 You are quickly getting me deeply attached to Misty. My favorite little soping wet cog.

🎹 She's soooo cuteness...

Rather well. Though there is an oddity... I've sent him your way so you two can discuss in person.

「 You have to remember what your company represents here. Not every toon is going to find out— or care— about the intricacies of your life. You're part of the company tearing our town apart, so toons are naturally weary. 」

That's better.

Good morning, Doctor.

「 Most Toon attacks are pre-emptive self defense. But you aren't doing anything, so I have no need to attack. 」

「 This does not make us friends. I hold nothing but contempt for your company. 」

It isn't noon yet, Doctor.

「 Trust me, I know. But while your secrets are safe from C.O.G.S. Inc, do not forget I am a Toon Council member. 」

Alright, then head down to Loopy Lane. It's the one that leads to Minnie's Melodyland.

That's Toontown Central. I knew you could make it on your own.

There's a few restaurants there. Dottie's Ditzy Diner, Flo's Oats and Grits, Tee-Hee Tea Shop, Silly Sal's Daffy Diner, Sanjay's Stomach Stuffer, Laughter Hours Cafe, Chorley Cafe, Spaghetti and Goofballs...

(He just keeps going.)

What was the look? Did it have a theme, or was it very... yellow?

A lot of the playgrounds have little snacks around. But, if you need something more, there's a few restaurants. What playground did you end up in?

Money, bait, pet treats, or a little snack. It would be nonsensical if our money had no other use, and not in the surreal humor sense.

Be careful, the bait for those is also our currency. But have fun exploring as you head around.

Have you found The Doctor yet?

Then why use it as clarification?

That is not a very affirming thing to say to a rabbit.

(writing that down in a book titled "toons who hate me vol 3")

(it is not a thin book.)

ㅤㅤㅤDespite the humorous occurance, he doesn't laugh a touch, just nodding at Eros.

「 I wish you luck on your journey. 」

ㅤㅤㅤHe turns it bristle side up, lightly smacking Eros' side.

ㅤㅤㅤHe simply tsks, walking to the back of his shop and returning with a broom.

「 How else does the baby chick learn to fly? Now go, flap around. 」

🎹 Blog posts, really. The official wiki (OFFICIAL. OFFICIAL. DO NOT GO ON FANDOM WIKI) has a good source of them, as well as having character specific quotes on their own pages... if they're relevant enough.

The unofficial 26th argive (arg archive) is a good source for that content as well!

🎹 The Clump... she's very quotable.

Remember to put "And today, my story is Rewritten." It's the "We're Team Fortress" of TTR.