tbh we’re gonna need a lot of dumb dumb fart hammers
08.03.2026 21:55
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tbh we’re gonna need a lot of dumb dumb fart hammers
Every single professional journalist who uses the phrases “Department of War” or “Secretary of War” without scare quotes should be lined up on a public viewing stage and bopped on the head with a giant inflatable hammer that says DUMB DUMB on the handle and makes fart sounds.
it feels like my country is an assembly line for producing crimes against humanity which no one will ever punish, or even bother to pretend caring about, and it's making me crazy
remember you can always burn Shein clothes for petroleum
Gavin Newsom sweating like old dynamite watching Labour's 'transphobia & bigotry' strategy eat shit tonight lol
Civil rights are a kitchen-table issue.
stanley tucci with members of the gold medal winning USA women's hockey team
crying in the club* (*at my desk) bc stanley tucci took the USA women's hockey team out for a meal at his favorite restaurant and they gave him his own jersey
Dang. Congrats to you. Sad I can’t find tickets
logo for famous BitTorrent site The Pirate Bay
looks like it's time to go back to tha old me
Now that CNN and WBD are set to become state media in a sale to Paramount/Oracle/TikTok, it is especially important to support independent media.
Off the top of my head:
www.thehandbasket.co
404media.co
www.garbageday.email
Add your favorites in the replies. Fuck state-backed media monopolies.
Image of David Hasselhoff in a sleeveless hoodie, nearly horizontal on a tire swing
And out of nowhere, it’s David fucking Hasselhoff
Omg yes
Yes
I came here for this
I cannot explain the degree to which I needed this. *rolls up sleeves*
A thing of beauty
South Korea: President does an insurrection, gets arrested, tried, sentenced to life in prison. South Koreans are mad he didn't get the death penalty.
USA: President does an insurrection, nothing happens to him. Americans vote him back into office less than four years later.
I hate it here.
Man, fuck Tyra Banks.
Girl, fuck Tyra Banks.
NextDoor first made me realize I lived among people who would have turned in Anne Frank and her family.
Figure skater Alysa Liu holding up her 2026 Olympics gold medal grimacing and exposing her teeth.
Oakland rap legend Mac Dre popping his chain and collar simultaneously while grimacing and showing his teeth (colloquially known as a "thizz face").
Alysa Liu. A proud product of Oakland.
when I learned she was from Oakland I was like, "yeah. of course. this tracks. i'm both scared of her and want to be her at the same time."
Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️
Could everyone please stop using Substack? It’s not news that it platforms far right, anti-trans, and neo Nazi folks. There are alternatives like @buttondown.com
After the shooting, I watched as agents unloaded tear gas onfurious protesters who had assembled at the site of the shooting. Heavily armored law enforcement faced off against a crowd of unarmed protesters carrying signs and screaming for justice and retribution.
www.propublica.org/article/minn...
I fear my tipping point into madness is "Thus is un-American" posts in response to ICE terrorizing immigrants. I beg you to open Wikipedia (I would say a book but let's start small) and read up on The Trail of Tears, Fugitive Slave Catchers, Japanese internment, Indian Boarding schools & Jim Crow
