Patrick Monahan

a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.

hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

Liza doing a Big Stretch

Big Stretch. RT if you agree

Folks, this week's new episode has everything:

-Brain cells learning to play ’Doom’ 🧠🎮
-An NBA buzzer going off for 12 mins 🏀🚨
-Chimps being obsessed with crystals 🐵💎
-Airlines banning people for not using headphones ✈️🎧

& MORE!

apple.co/2yPmdte / spoti.fi/2qSy1Gp / other pod places

Bill Swerski’s Superfans photoshopped into the primary image of The Bride from THE BRIDE!

DAAAAAA BRIDE!

A bunch of socks on a bed

Liza the dog looking like a little stinker

The art / The artist

I found them pretty compelling but the synopsis even now reads as crazy

Did you do Ilium & Olympos? I did those during lockdown and still am not 100% sure I wasn’t making them up

I read this when it came out and it had and continues to have a Drood-like hold on me. The London underworld trips in particular. Obvious caveats about author going insane etc also RIP

Let’s gooooooooo

If he sees this you are getting smoked in tomorrow’s Morning Pages

Is he also facing the wall. What is going on here

My Letterboxd review of THE SECRET AGENT (2025): If you like to look at Faces have I got a movie for you

🦵

Baturday
Bat World Sanctuary

Chumbox ad with a photo of a little brown dog eating a banana. Text: Before Your Dog Eats Banana Here's What Happens when Dogs Eat Banana Badlands Ranch

FYI in case anyone’s dog is about to eat banana

GARDENS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

Steve: did u guys get a good pic of me
Dave: ya dont worry
Steve: which pic did u use
Mark: dont worry about it

TGIF THANK GOD I’M FRASIER meme. Frasier is kind of doing one Mamma Mia hand

*extremely just looked at watch voice* Folks,

People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

I recently had a bizarre amount of success on completely incomprehensible Big Phone style slots, then walked away. Making the tiniest effort to keep me around would be devastating. To say nothing of the fact that I wrote a Nancy-Tonya bit into a sketch for a nerd thing called OM in like 3rd grade

No! No!!!

Glem’s Bounty, a slot machine that is Glem the character from Netflix’s Strip Law. Glem is playing it

Thinking about Glem’s Bounty

Woke 3

Liza the Lagotto just lounging out of control on the couch

Sorry am I bothering you

There has never been a room with less belief in it