ψ-alea

stepping back from the Xitter. looking for 500 of my closest friends here

—true story

two bros, flailing in psychosis, one state apart cause they're not synced

"But we don't want to terraform all of Earth, we only want to address the systemic issues of climate change!"

Some argue individual morality based law leads to witch-hunt normalization. I argue median cognition based justice leads to lich-hunt takeoff.

-I know how I would speak simpler
-I don't want to
-This is not a problem
-That distresses me

In the bargaining phase of grief of the "oh god oh fuck why am I being so insufferably pedantic" phase of the orientation phase of my work

this is INCREDIBLY HELPFUL. i have to look at this ALL THE TIME

you see type, category, set, program, data, noise, theory, constraint. I see proof-object, proof-object, proof-object, proof-object, proof-object, proof-object, proof-object, proof-object.

the universal proof assistant experience:
>build formalization of higher categories
>everything compiles in 2µs
>try to compute 0+0 with it
>kernel crashes after 2h

recursion! magic!
who fever towards silver tendrils bashing open their skulls and eating up their brains and imaginations, losslessly swallowed into that ellipsoid strange matter gut pulsing out there between the holes

who empty out their pockets with uncountable glaring utilons onto innocent climate activists, promising to make them happy neutron stars one day,
microscopically examining the abyssal monstrosities their oracles conjure up out of the lurching empty chaos,

who catch a feral heart in the garden behind the A100 rack and save it into a transparent domicile, injecting it with 17000 volts to illuminate all the last battery cages equally,

contemplating hemispherectomies to purify their nascent idealism on the verge of a hope-ash London dawn,
trading sanity for sanity points, wide-eyed apostles of retrocausal voidpunk,

hating one-sidedness and bureaucrats alike,
who can name the 11 AI forecasting organisations and the 4 factors of successful nonprofits and the 7 noble ways of becoming more agentic and might even find Rwanda on a map not made in Silicon Valley,

and who hunker down in fortified coalmines in Montana and the Ruhrgebiet, propelled into the rock by an Ordite reactor, a Bostromite dynamo,
who exitedly pour & plaster tabulated exponents into webscripted canisters just below the teal-tinted ceiling,

who improve their aim hurling yeeting philosophical tomes at unsuspecting passerbys and ascend urban lampposts to loudly deduce their mechanical liturgies,
cascades! cycles! insights!
who cut down oaks and poppies in the parks to make oil and space for those ones yet to come

who write epics of institutionalized autists bent on terraforming these overpopulated hypothetical hells,
horizons clitch and cline—
pointing out dynamic inconsistency in the comments and melting hectoton steel-marbles around civilizational recipes,

in the pore-showingly lit hallways with whiteboards and whiteboards and whiteboards and whiteboards, who want to crown random nerds with aureal sigmas fished from the manifold crevaces of self-denying deities,

who invite you to the luring Bay, promising to pay for your entire being while elegantly concealing the scarlet light evaporating from their tearducts and nostrils,
who down 3¾ bottles of Huel™ and sprint to their next fellowship or retreat or meetup or workshop,

epistemic status: I saw the best minds of my generation

limply balancing mile-deep cocktail glasses and clamoring for laughable Thielbucks on the cramped terraces of Berkely,

parody of Howl by Niplav; too long for alt text see below

I think about this poem all the time. It haunts me

research is considered work?? can't do shit anywhere then. next they're gonna be treating breathing as work, forcing tourists to inject oxygen intraveinously

as an empty individualist, I care not whether there is a life before death, but only whether there is a real distinct from the speculative

jobs of the future:
-Meatspace Actuator
-Sovereign Identity Proxy
-Ground Truth Oracle
-Designated Human (Regulatory)
-Entropy Janitor
-Social Dark Matter Consultant
-Friction Surface
-Legacy IO Dongle
-Biometric Nonce
-RLHF Farmer
-Liability Sink

nice

An architecture appreciator has entered the house and is currently extolling the sheer artistic qualities of it. He says he intervened against past demolition plans. Interesting stuff. Apparently we own a one-of-a-kind monument. You'd think such a thing would have higher market value tho

Spelling things out for those in the back

what can only be called the Leftover Pizza Model of Doomspiral Defusion

"In YOOLOLO 9806, Blorbonius The Younger got pissed because he couldn't figure out the coffee machine, and proceeded to fumble the database horrendously. This event would come to define the new era of the school"