i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid
11.03.2026 05:02
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i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid
A newspaper headline from over a century ago, reading: WOMEN ANARCHISTS HAVE BECOME THE TERROR OF WORLDS POLICE Their Daring Crimes Are Said to Have Out- stripped the Deeds of Brothers of the Red Search for the Woman is Becoming a Safe Rule in Crimes Proceeding From Anarchistic Violence—The Guardians of the World Nearly Always Finda Woman Implicated When a Ruler is Stricken Down—Emotional Women Lose Sense of Fear.
Happy International Women's Day. 🏴
Illustration of a shouting young man.
This house will become a shrine, and punks and skins and rastas will all gather round and hold their hands in sorrow for their fallen leader. And all the grown-ups will say, "But why are the kids crying?" And the kids will say, "Haven't you heard? Rick is dead! The People's Poet is dead!"
Meet Boxcar.
SLUGGO IS SITTING ON THE CURB WITH HIS FACE IN HIS HANDS SLUGGO: I'M BORED--I THINK I'LL BECOME A BEATNIK THOUGHT FOR THURSDAY
SLUGGO’S THOUGHT
FOR THURSDAY
Thursona 5 Royal!
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If the US asked Israel to attack Iran so that the US had to join in, we are witnessing both the tail wagging the dog AND the dog wagging the tail. A dialectical wag
Lol ten points for "cabbage brained"
That was so heartening. Thank you, Bill 🙏
HONK HONK TAKE YOUR TIME… I’M THE BOSS AROUND HERE HONK HONK HONK HONK NANCY IS THE SCHOOL CROSSING GUARD, AND SHE HAS STOPPED TRAFFIC, TO ALLOW A TURTLE TO CROSS THE ROADS
IT’S MONDAY
TAKE YOUR TIME---
I'M THE BOSS
AROUND HERE
Aaaaaaaaaahhh
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aahh
Goodness gracious
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Did they claim the kids they bombed was a School for Terrorists yet
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh (sleepily)
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This aged well
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I had forgotten how The Simpsons put the extra effort in to flip this joke. Rather than just satirizing US nationalist parochialism, Homer is (momentarily) an expert on Iranian politics.
A possum in a frantic looking pose, mouth wide open, surrounded by the words: NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR on an orange background with yellow radiating lines
It’s wrong to vaporize school children even if Congress votes to approve it.
