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i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

11.03.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 11136 πŸ” 2830 πŸ’¬ 442 πŸ“Œ 892
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10.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A newspaper headline from over a century ago, reading:

WOMEN ANARCHISTS HAVE BECOME
THE TERROR OF WORLDS POLICE

Their Daring Crimes Are Said to Have Out-
stripped the Deeds of Brothers of the Red

Search for the Woman is Becoming a Safe Rule in Crimes Proceeding From Anarchistic Violenceβ€”The Guardians of the World Nearly Always Finda Woman Implicated When a Ruler is Stricken Downβ€”Emotional Women Lose Sense of Fear.

A newspaper headline from over a century ago, reading: WOMEN ANARCHISTS HAVE BECOME THE TERROR OF WORLDS POLICE Their Daring Crimes Are Said to Have Out- stripped the Deeds of Brothers of the Red Search for the Woman is Becoming a Safe Rule in Crimes Proceeding From Anarchistic Violenceβ€”The Guardians of the World Nearly Always Finda Woman Implicated When a Ruler is Stricken Downβ€”Emotional Women Lose Sense of Fear.

Happy International Women's Day. 🏴

08.03.2026 08:45 πŸ‘ 4985 πŸ” 1973 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 70
Illustration of a shouting young man.

Illustration of a shouting young man.

This house will become a shrine, and punks and skins and rastas will all gather round and hold their hands in sorrow for their fallen leader. And all the grown-ups will say, "But why are the kids crying?" And the kids will say, "Haven't you heard? Rick is dead! The People's Poet is dead!"

07.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 525 πŸ” 148 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 5
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Meet Boxcar.

06.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
SLUGGO IS SITTING ON THE CURB WITH HIS FACE IN HIS HANDS 

SLUGGO: I'M BORED--I THINK I'LL BECOME A BEATNIK

THOUGHT FOR THURSDAY

SLUGGO IS SITTING ON THE CURB WITH HIS FACE IN HIS HANDS SLUGGO: I'M BORED--I THINK I'LL BECOME A BEATNIK THOUGHT FOR THURSDAY

SLUGGO’S THOUGHT
FOR THURSDAY

05.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 259 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5
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Thursona 5 Royal!

05.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 142 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
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How I arrived on Bluesky

04.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜•

03.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 739 πŸ” 210 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 7

If the US asked Israel to attack Iran so that the US had to join in, we are witnessing both the tail wagging the dog AND the dog wagging the tail. A dialectical wag

03.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol ten points for "cabbage brained"

03.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That was so heartening. Thank you, Bill πŸ™

03.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
HONK
HONK 

TAKE YOUR TIME…
I’M THE BOSS AROUND HERE

HONK 
HONK

HONK
HONK

NANCY IS THE SCHOOL CROSSING GUARD, AND SHE HAS STOPPED TRAFFIC, TO ALLOW A TURTLE TO CROSS THE ROADS

HONK HONK TAKE YOUR TIME… I’M THE BOSS AROUND HERE HONK HONK HONK HONK NANCY IS THE SCHOOL CROSSING GUARD, AND SHE HAS STOPPED TRAFFIC, TO ALLOW A TURTLE TO CROSS THE ROADS

IT’S MONDAY
TAKE YOUR TIME---
I'M THE BOSS
AROUND HERE

02.03.2026 11:36 πŸ‘ 203 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Aaaaaaaaaahhh

01.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

01.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

01.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

aahh

01.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Goodness gracious

01.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

01.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did they claim the kids they bombed was a School for Terrorists yet

01.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

01.03.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 4211 πŸ” 1263 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 21

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh (sleepily)

01.03.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

01.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This aged well

01.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 1703 πŸ” 769 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 35

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

28.02.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

28.02.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I had forgotten how The Simpsons put the extra effort in to flip this joke. Rather than just satirizing US nationalist parochialism, Homer is (momentarily) an expert on Iranian politics.

28.02.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 594 πŸ” 123 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
A possum in a frantic looking pose, mouth wide open, surrounded by the words: NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR on an orange background  with yellow radiating lines

A possum in a frantic looking pose, mouth wide open, surrounded by the words: NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR on an orange background with yellow radiating lines

22.06.2025 03:48 πŸ‘ 1122 πŸ” 306 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4
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It’s wrong to vaporize school children even if Congress votes to approve it.

28.02.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 3908 πŸ” 906 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 23