progesterin

takes a very specific combination of narcissism, smugness, and layers of insulation from normal people to want to be one

this is true but also every single person who practices law in any way will confirm that the law is often very stupid and so are far too many of the people who practice it

Dutch translation of original skeet: Al adviseert: Boost je immuunsysteem door knoflook in je anus te stoppen.

Also, Dutch totally not beating the allegations of being a fake language.

riley gaines couldn't even make the olympics, coming in fourth even in the blond right wing women's sports grifter category

why don’t they just travel via strait of deez?

woof, this is hard to read, both emotionally and, you know, literally

paralympics tho

hell yeah time to kill a few hours today with light reading

is this the guy who posted his whole grand plan on reddit or is that a different reddit ai bro

oh no

the middle of the venn diagram of lawyers and people who understand this joke without looking shit up is vanishingly small

"we should welcome maga defectors into the tent or they'll leave" yeah sorry i'm never going to forgive and forget and hold hands with people who gleefully advocated for genocide against me and the people i love, yall cishet white people have fun with that though

new drag name just dropped

past me who agreed to play hockey at 11pm last night was a real dumb bitch

who called it an american express credit card statement instead of an ae iou

gon' be chilly and expensive probably but i support this

i mean, fine line between bedrotting and relaxing. you'll be there during baseball, basketball, and hockey season, so any of those are options if the respective teams are in town. plenty of history stuff, of course. art museums and the science museum. cop slide. we can discuss further on discord!

to be clear everyone should get this but especially trans people given the absolute state of everything

it sucks that now when someone says they're going out to a protest or something, responding "have fun, don't die" is no longer lighthearted

trans people should legally get paid time off a couple times a month to just lie in bed and cuddle their pets all day

(pets can be animal or human, no judgment)

Good morning. Hope you didn't think you'd be productive today.

www.sweepthestrait.com

Ms. Marvel Kamala Khan kisses her cat on the top of the head and self narrates: "And that's when it hits me. Nothing is going to be the same. Ever again."

blood in my panties, not because my period started but because i popped a massive ingrown hair on my bits that won't stop bleeding

dear clients: when you give me a dump of your work emails to review for production, i really really really do not need to see all the communications with your personal lawyer about your messy ass divorce

As government and private sector IT systems come under increasing attack by sophisticated cyber criminals, two federal judges outlined a plan before the Judicial Conference of the United States to accelerate the Judiciary’s development of a new more secure case management system. Addressing the Conference on Tuesday, Appellate Judge Michael Y. Scudder, who chairs the Conference’s Information Technology Committee, and District Judge Gregory F. Van Tatenhove, chairman of the Committee on Court Administration and Case Management, said that development of a replacement for the federal Judiciary’s aging system is on a fast track, with initial components being tested this year at six courts around the country. “This project is a top priority for our branch,” Judge Van Tatenhove said. “It is one we are accelerating to meet our security and operational needs. We must do this given the acute and persistent risk faced by our current CM/ECF system. The new system will replace the Case Management/Electronic Case Files system (CM/ECF) that the courts have relied on for nearly three decades to manage heavy caseloads and carry out court operations. It is used by litigants to file cases and related documents, and it provides the public with access to over 1 billion court records. It is anticipated that the district courts will be the first to start implementing aspects of the new case management system within the next year, followed by appellate and bankruptcy courts. The timeline for completion is two to three years sooner than originally expected.

We have two goals for PACER:

1) Make it secure and modern
2) Make it free

After getting repeatedly hacked, the courts are finally modernizing PACER. The best time for security is before you get hacked, but we'll take the win.

The new system must be free. www.uscourts.gov/data-news/ju...

a bathroom mirror selfie of a woman in a white dress with black floral patterns, puff shoulders, and a deep v with some cleavage and a hint of a red bra beneath

guess we officially back in short sleeves weather for the year

the strait of hormuz yearns for the mines

Why...did CNN do this

Today in design patents:

D1116852 issued for a French fry container with sauce holder.

#DesignPatents

"seoul will be hit by a million artillery shells as soon as we drop the first bomb on north korean soil but that's a sacrifice we white people are willing to make"