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@theisb

He/Him. Waiting by the river.

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It was definitely a story meant for a world other than the one we were living in.

10.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMr. Play-It-Safe” John Danger Jr.

10.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@mattdwilson.net Mr. Play-it-Safe could be @franzferdinand2.bsky.social’s NWAsona.

10.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Minneapolis is healing.

09.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I did but I haven’t seen it myself!

09.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For the record, I think you’re very handsome.

08.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bet that dude fuckin pops for Kenny Omega.

08.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I appreciate you inventing a new slur for attractive people.

08.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ohhhhhh, you meant the snow.

07.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don Rosa is just FUMING somewhere.

07.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We're taking listener questions on this week's show, so send us some!

06.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Listen. I think Chad and Josh and I would all agree that was roughly 99% @ericafails.bsky.social being one of the best to ever do it.

05.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A text thead from Chris Sims, who constantly hassles me about Super Mario World being a metroidvania, chastising me for mentioning Super Mario World in my metroidvania book (it's not a metroidvania)

A text thead from Chris Sims, who constantly hassles me about Super Mario World being a metroidvania, chastising me for mentioning Super Mario World in my metroidvania book (it's not a metroidvania)

Damn, called out

05.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 174 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t get me wrong, I think my comics are extremely good (especially Down Set Fight and SwordQuest and that one Guardians of the Galaxy annual) and would love to write more of them in exchange for money.

05.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

THAT is 100% true. I’m top five dead or alive in terms of knowing things about Batman.

05.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, one of two.

05.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(Please keep in mind that my ego is still very much intact, if you’d said β€œlegendary sword podcaster” or β€œnoted Biblical hog scholar” I would’ve been like β€œhell yeah Dogg.”)

05.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Fourteen issues of an X-Men spinoff, bay-bee! Fifteen if you count that Christmas special!

05.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

A few weeks ago someone (very nicely!) referred to me as a β€œlegendary comics writer” and I feel like that’s only accurate if by β€œlegendary” you mean β€œvery little evidence of it exists.”

05.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Support the @warrocketajax.com boys on Patreon, get the specials, submission privileges, and ad free episodes, and help get them to 666 so that Chris can sacrifice Matt to the devil (their dreams). www.patreon.com/WarRocketAja...

05.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What idiot called it Starfleet Academy and not Treks Education?

04.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 103 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

every Tuesday morning on the way to his standing doctor’s appointment, @theisb.bsky.social points out β€œthere’s the Speedway where Greg Bovino got yelled at” and I feel great hometown pride

03.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My Chemical Romance is looking rough these days.

03.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Episode 758 - I to X of Swords: Familiar by @Klytus Media We're rating swords once again on this episode! At least one of them could be your friend, and they're all pretty toyetic. Well, with one key exception made by Hattori Hanzo. We make our show on Zenc...

It's time for more sword rating on this week's show!

02.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Tinkaton owns.

02.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Ogami Itto to his son, Daigoro: No matter what happens you must not go outside! If father does not return, you also die! If you do not cry even when hungry, if you endure even when cold, if you wait patiently, you too can die.

Ogami Itto to his son, Daigoro: No matter what happens you must not go outside! If father does not return, you also die! If you do not cry even when hungry, if you endure even when cold, if you wait patiently, you too can die.

Starting to think Ogami Itto might not be a good parent.

01.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I… I’M perfect?!?!

01.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The PokΓ©mon 30th anniversary logo featuring Snorlax, whose big ol tummy is exactly as round as the 0 because he’s a big ol chonky boy

The PokΓ©mon 30th anniversary logo featuring Snorlax, whose big ol tummy is exactly as round as the 0 because he’s a big ol chonky boy

He’s perfect

01.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 120 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I mean everything takes more hits to kill than Hornet does!

28.02.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it possible to install a game genie on steam deck

28.02.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0