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Founder & CTO Engaged Intelligence Geek, Tabletop Roleplayer, Programmer, Thinker.

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A letterpress card in cream with all caps writing: 

R.E.M. GAVE ME UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS FOR HOW I'D FEEL AT THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.

A letterpress card in cream with all caps writing: R.E.M. GAVE ME UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS FOR HOW I'D FEEL AT THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.

A greeting card for my Bluesky friends

17.01.2026 22:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3920 ๐Ÿ” 918 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

Oh dear. I have discovered GDK. If I want already fat, I would be soon.

16.01.2026 13:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

these three ghosts could've been an email

24.12.2025 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 348 ๐Ÿ” 82 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
A telegraph news article about how Dungeons and Dragons has gone woke.  Along with a bright picture of a happy woke fantasy realm

A telegraph news article about how Dungeons and Dragons has gone woke. Along with a bright picture of a happy woke fantasy realm

I don't see a marching order or a caller anywhere in this picture. These kids today are too woke for encumbrance rules. And what about the mind bondage spells they're meant to be casting on their parents? Bring back THAC0 and the d6 bell graph.

30.11.2025 10:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Tyranny of Broadband
27.11.2025 10:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Medieval artist draws a UK plug

26.11.2025 09:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Medieval artists were an early form of generative AI

26.11.2025 09:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A glass containing my house me made Bailey's and ice

A glass containing my house me made Bailey's and ice

My home-made dairy free Baileys has now ruined all other Bailey's for me (I think mine has more sugar and chocolate)

25.11.2025 18:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Last night I dreamt about wandering lost for ages, not being able to find the way to my destination. But also that I had clocked up surprisingly few steps in the process.

19.11.2025 08:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is missing busses, swimming pools and Wales.

18.11.2025 11:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Then I got a phone call from an entirely different number that I didn't recognise and ignored... But which when googled turned out to be the AA.

17.11.2025 15:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got a text from the AA telling me to expect a call from them from a particular phone number (and including my membership number). So far, by the standards of this kind of thing, fairly reasonable. (would have been better if the message came from their app)

17.11.2025 15:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Be the person your AI thinks you are. (Posting because apparently this was an extraordinary insight)

17.11.2025 00:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tim Davie has been banished, but was he a traitor?

10.11.2025 08:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I make coffee, I sing "coffee coffee coffee goes the coffee machine" to the tune of a Canon photocopier advert from the 80s.

10.11.2025 08:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So... Maybe Quest Worlds?

Or given the word vibe, perhaps Over The Edge

05.11.2025 13:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think, given it's post technology, I would want a system that worked well for fantasy. (Also, there is something about the setting which gives me an Arthurian vibe). However, I would want the PCs to be displaced 21st century 'normals', so I wouldn't want a strict class system.

05.11.2025 13:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a reminder that societal collapse is only really a collapse of the elites.

It's also a pitch for the setting of the next roleplaying game I run.

05.11.2025 08:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Blue Sky Potential And where it is AT

I've begun exploring my thoughts about Bluesky and AT Proto. Hopefully more to come as I look into this further.

04.11.2025 11:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In this world of vibe coded software written by AI, I'm rebranding as an artisanal software engineer.

My code is no longer ugly and buggy, it is rustic.

And I get to charge a premium for my creations

28.10.2025 08:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thought I'm pondering:

In order to find the others, the first (and highest leverage) step is to make it easy for the others to find you.

24.10.2025 13:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They say the cause of the Aws issue is DNS.

Can we just assume all problems everywhere, up to and including the problem of evil are caused by DNS?

20.10.2025 14:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I blame Eddie Murphy. Sellers would have stopped the Louvre robbery. (Martin? Might have eventually solved it if it happened in his building)

20.10.2025 07:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A fake sounding British accent never stopped Spike being a real character.

09.10.2025 07:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also Putin said he attacked Ukraine because of all the Nazis there. Putin is Antifa!

28.09.2025 04:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait! Hear me out! Was Trump intending to send the army in to help Poland?

28.09.2025 04:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In other news there is a company called "Fivetran"

Imagine the naming discussion:

"We've gotta be, what, 25% better than Fortran"

28.09.2025 04:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ben standing outside of what the sign above his head says is the Coffee M  eum

Ben standing outside of what the sign above his head says is the Coffee M eum

There was only one place I had to visit in Dubai. Though apparently there is no 'us' in Museum

(Also apparently there are lots of coffee museums around the world - 3 in Germany alone - but none in the UK. Why don't we have a coffee museum? Maybe I should start a coffee museum... )

27.09.2025 11:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Glad I met Liz Truss

27.09.2025 04:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0