Owen Dennis

This is very cool. Looking at the website and it showing it just attached to your phone is really neat.

While I agree with not voting in categories you're not actually qualified to vote in, the qualification is literally "watch a cartoon."

If you can't watch movies that make up a quarter of all box office grosses then what are you even doing in this industry? How can you consider yourself up-to-date?

It's just irresponsible to ignore animation.

I actively lose respect for you and think less of you if you think you deserve to be part of the entertainment industry and community and yet you act like this.

Like what are you doing here? Go home and make room for those of us who care about the work.

1 in 4 of all box office dollars are from animation. The entire entertainment industry would collapse if animation suddenly disappeared. Animation is, in fact, what kept the industry afloat during the pandemic.

You don't... I dunno... wanna see what's going on over there? No curiosity whatsoever?

While I agree with not voting in categories you're not actually qualified to vote in, the qualification is literally "watch a cartoon."

If you can't watch movies that make up a quarter of all box office grosses then what are you even doing in this industry? How can you consider yourself up-to-date?

"Godzilla vs. Megaguirus is a standalone film"

vs.

"Godzilla vs. Megaguirus decides that it's SO IMPORTANT that it gets to IGNORE all 24 previous entries in the series even though it wouldn't exist without them and they gave BIRTH to it and gave up their CAREERS to send it to COLLEGE!"

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

There's passive voice and then there's passive aggressive voice.

Spell check trying to change my swear word to not swear

I said what I said you goddamn clanker

Tahitian Treat > Hawaiian Punch

Tahitian Treat > Hawaiian Punch

Help the New York Times figure out how many writers they can fire by taking this quiz!

Huh... Maybe it IS a bad idea to have our government run by nihilists...

They had a new burger on the menu called "the big easy" and my friend sat down, saw it, and said "I didn't know they named a burger after my ex-wife!" and the waiter gave no reaction except for a silent nod, then walked away.

That only made the joke 100x funnier to me.

I mute and block accounts that post like the post I just made above. I'm the biggest hypocrite in the whole wide world.

Went to Applebee's last night and it was fine.

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“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

I honestly think people would get more upset about big a billion dollars is if it wasn't said like "two hundred billion" and instead we said "two hundred thousand hundred hundred hundred"

Something about how long and confusing it is seems like it would get the point across that it's too much money.

This is absolutely wonderful!

Opera having a moment is very unexpected and fun. Sure! Let's do it!

An old-fashioned locomotive covered in clocks hurtling through space. Potato the dog is riding on the back in a space helmet. Potato says, "Potato to Corginia! Come in Corginia!" A small frog in the front of the train says, "Tell them you're bringing a frog in a hat!" The text reads: Hurray! It's the daylight saving time smoke alarm time machine train. Choo! Choo! Choose to check your smoke alarm batteries! Change your smoke alarm batteries this weekend! Replace your smoke alarm every 10 years!

THE CLOCKS

They're changing. It's time to do the clock thing. That means it's time to check your smoke alarms.

To be fair, right now the other one is also just a mud pit.

I remember the last time I had an Orbitz. It was a year or two after they were discontinued. I found a whole palette of them at the dollar store. The floaty things in like half of them were sunk to the bottom.

I bought 3 bottles and I loved them. Everyone I knew thought they were gross but not me.

Rankings:

1) Slumber Party Massacre 2
2) Slumber Party Massacre
3) Sorority House Massacre
4) Slumber Party Massacre 3
5) Slumber Party Massacre (2023)
6) Sorority House Massacre 2
7) Sorority House Massacre 3

Sorority House Massacres 2 and 3 honestly feel like their own separate thing though.

Wondering when someone is actually gonna try to make the Surf Dracula TV show.

Also genuinely curious what decision would be made re: surfing.

Do you actually do the trope as if you're in on the gag, or do you have him surf every episode in a defiance of modern norms?

Wondering when someone is actually gonna try to make the Surf Dracula TV show.

Really love getting to the end of an episode of The Pitt and saying "Huff! Well! Now what are they gonna do? Jeez!"

It's just a fun feeling to have!

Wow that IS a fun fact!