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Chris Orton

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Cartographer, full-time north-easterner, SAFC, James the Band, Doctor Who, old telly, beer, football etc. Chairman of a football club, no really. Has a knackered back. A walking corpse that won’t play dead.

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a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking " ALT: a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking "

Spurs.

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Stereotyping.

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DOOMSDAY IS ALL ABOUT DIFFERENT CHARACTERS COMING TOGETHER

DOOMSDAY IS ALL ABOUT DIFFERENT CHARACTERS COMING TOGETHER

The casts of Doctor Who and Allo Allo during a filming break.

The casts of Doctor Who and Allo Allo during a filming break.

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Oh, and in other news an idiot bus driver almost killed me today.

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I can truly sympathise with Victor Meldrew these days.

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Appointment With Fear by Off the Box | Redbubble Unofficial digital recreation of Yorkshire TV's Appointment With Fear horror film strand.

What your date has with you…

www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/3251...

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CEO is gone

Time to post some Quim on main

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A parcel tucked behind a parcel delivery box

A parcel tucked behind a parcel delivery box

I’ve got a box where parcel delivery companies can leave stuff when I am not at home. So what did the delivery driver do today?

Of course they did.

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The context is in the alt text.

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“BUT WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR KEIR STARMER’S LEADERSHIP?

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Green Claws from CBBC.

Green Claws from CBBC.

On this day in 1978 The Incredible Hulk, starring Bill Bixby as David Banner and Lou Ferrigno as his green alter-ego, made its US television debut.

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I’m just about to walk into the kitchen to get a drink without my legs.

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“They’re eating the dogs. They’re eating the cats…”

09.03.2026 22:09 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Rare image of George Lucas stepping on Lego.

09.03.2026 21:59 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

This is how I access bluesky

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A very bad AI recreation of the First Doctor

A very bad AI recreation of the First Doctor

The next Bluesky CEO

09.03.2026 21:48 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“I’m now going to make my wand disappear…”

09.03.2026 18:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1
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“Jimmy Savile”

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The Curious Orange and Keir Starmer

The Curious Orange and Keir Starmer

Smith and Jones

Smith and Jones

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I am doing a PLAY ON WORDS.

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Cover of I Ran by A Flock of Seagulls

Cover of I Ran by A Flock of Seagulls

All the news seems to be going on about this song for some reason…

08.03.2026 22:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Kinnear would have been brilliant in Lord of the Rings.

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Roy Kinnear in the Blake’s 7 episode ‘Gold’.

Roy Kinnear in the Blake’s 7 episode ‘Gold’.

Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

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