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Chris Orton

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Cartographer, full-time north-easterner, SAFC, James the Band, Doctor Who, old telly, beer, football etc. Chairman of a football club, no really. Has a knackered back. A walking corpse that won’t play dead.

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@mrjamesob.bsky.social When you say laminated, you mean encapsulated.

11.03.2026 10:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An old woman who looks a bit like Paul McCartney.

An old woman who looks a bit like Paul McCartney.

On this day in 1995 Paul McCartney was knighted by the Queen.

11.03.2026 07:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dave Grohl

Dave Grohl

Many Happy Returns to Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen.

11.03.2026 00:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The only AI character I’ll ever accept

10.03.2026 23:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Les’s robot Dillon from Vic Reeves’ Big Night Out

Les’s robot Dillon from Vic Reeves’ Big Night Out

If you see this, post a robot.

10.03.2026 21:51 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 3
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a man is kicking a soccer ball on a soccer field ALT: a man is kicking a soccer ball on a soccer field

“And we now go over LIVE to the Tottenham game…”

10.03.2026 21:41 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Kwasi Kwarteng with the words ‘Institutional Credability’ in front of him.

Kwasi Kwarteng with the words ‘Institutional Credability’ in front of him.

From the people who brought you a disastrous mini-budget…

10.03.2026 21:28 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking " ALT: a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking "

Spurs.

10.03.2026 20:52 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Stereotyping.

10.03.2026 20:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
DOOMSDAY IS ALL ABOUT DIFFERENT CHARACTERS COMING TOGETHER

DOOMSDAY IS ALL ABOUT DIFFERENT CHARACTERS COMING TOGETHER

The casts of Doctor Who and Allo Allo during a filming break.

The casts of Doctor Who and Allo Allo during a filming break.

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Oh, and in other news an idiot bus driver almost killed me today.

10.03.2026 18:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can truly sympathise with Victor Meldrew these days.

10.03.2026 17:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Appointment With Fear by Off the Box | Redbubble Unofficial digital recreation of Yorkshire TV's Appointment With Fear horror film strand.

What your date has with you…

www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/3251...

10.03.2026 17:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

CEO is gone

Time to post some Quim on main

10.03.2026 17:01 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
A parcel tucked behind a parcel delivery box

A parcel tucked behind a parcel delivery box

I’ve got a box where parcel delivery companies can leave stuff when I am not at home. So what did the delivery driver do today?

Of course they did.

10.03.2026 16:39 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

The context is in the alt text.

10.03.2026 11:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“BUT WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR KEIR STARMER’S LEADERSHIP?

10.03.2026 07:11 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Green Claws from CBBC.

Green Claws from CBBC.

On this day in 1978 The Incredible Hulk, starring Bill Bixby as David Banner and Lou Ferrigno as his green alter-ego, made its US television debut.

10.03.2026 07:07 👍 124 🔁 17 💬 10 📌 2
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I’m just about to walk into the kitchen to get a drink without my legs.

09.03.2026 23:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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“They’re eating the dogs. They’re eating the cats…”

09.03.2026 22:09 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Rare image of George Lucas stepping on Lego.

09.03.2026 21:59 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

This is how I access bluesky

09.03.2026 21:51 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 2
A very bad AI recreation of the First Doctor

A very bad AI recreation of the First Doctor

The next Bluesky CEO

09.03.2026 21:48 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“I’m now going to make my wand disappear…”

09.03.2026 18:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1
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“Jimmy Savile”

09.03.2026 16:57 👍 7 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0