Little Bacon Bear 🐾

Just awoke from my nap like the sweet little angel I am

I fell off lmaooooo my bad y’all

HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH!

please don’t fact check my posts i can assure you theyre all made up but 100% correct

Insane, praying for those onboard 💔

Plane crash into the Potomac??? Terrifying

I actually hate prioritizing cuz it’s all important, how bout that!!!!

It had hair on it too so it’s a wrap lmao

Just dropped the best part of a cookie on the floor 💔

It is so damn cold!!!

There’s now trending topics on here, perfectttt

Having the craziest period cravings

And they got the nerve to try to make it hard for me to cancel — REPRESENTATIVE!!!!!!!!!

In that moment, I become the teacher and the lesson

It’s me, the idiot still paying for cable

Stg.

I hate when I brush my teeth for bed then I want something else to eat

I went all the way to Fredericksburg at this hour for Cookout before idc 😂

It’s so unfair that there’s not a Cookout within the beltway or even reasonable distance

You gotta be quieter in public bruv @raineyosp.bsky.social

Me not seeing myself in any Skircle

I’m detecting a disturbance in the microplastics

Last time I took a night drive to clear my mind, I ended up at the Pennsylvania border 🫠

I’m so checked out smh

I think I’m my own circle 🙂‍↔️

If you offer me Dasani and Aquafina, I assume you want me dead

I never make it in these and I feel like that says a lot 😂

I wanna learn to kayak well enough that I can go alone safely

I love adventures so much I wanna be one