Stuart Malcolm

You would think so and yet every time I read something about him he’s even more of a dickhead. 🤷

So he’s even more of a twat than we thought he was.

Ed, have you been on Twitter again you naughty boy? You know you get infected with idiocy when you play with Kemi & Nigel. No dessert for you tonight you silly billy.

If you’re not watching Lisandra mocking the deserving then you are missing a treat.

Been there, done that.
Which is why I now wear disposable gloves every time.

I imagine that every time you type out an article on Reform you have to wash your hands afterwards. There is just the feeling of a 70’s pub carpet about them all.

As Yazoo Like It
Paul’s Well That Ends Weller

Not been there but the better half and I love a good ‘man on a horse’ statue and that Elephant one raises the bar!
So it definitely goes on the list.

A really high class collection this week. You could easily pick half a dozen as POTW.

Always good to see a perched Red Kite as well.

Hopefully everything, to be followed by jail time.

These master race pricks are always such sad examples of humanity. He looks like a such a melt.

Rick Scott is also evil.

“Fallen warrior.” These clowns desperately want to believe they are Genghis Khan commanding an army of Mongols, Spartans and Vikings.

We can start but never referring to a title. Call these people just by their names not using their made up title bullshit.

Two evil men. One is fictional and green. The other is unfortunately real.

The Green Goblin & The Greed Goblin

We had one in Sussex a few days ago, but that was a supposed sighting not a 👂. Glad it kept going north! 😆

A number of birds are on a stony spit. In the front is a lying down male Eider which is a large duck with a black & white pattern. To his right are a number of Redshanks which are grey waders with red legs. Standing up are 4 Shelduck which are large mainly white ducks with a chestnut breast band and dark heads.

3 Roe Deer are in a green field. All 3 small brown Deer are leaning right but facing the camera. All 3 have alert ears and the male on the right has 2 small antlers in between them.

A cloudy but still WeBS count in Chichester Harbour today delivered sector gold in the shape of this male Eider. 64 Sanderling were the first ones of the winter. 2 Great Northern Divers and 2 Red-legged Partridges the other highlights.

A man with light brown hair is nearly facing the camera.

A young Jimmy Mulville would have been a shoe-in for the biopic.

The fact that there is an even shittier party to join when you’re too shitty for Reform does not say great things about our country.

“Ooh there’s a matinee, let’s go to that instead!”

Pufflings can’t be beaten but Plovlings is close.

March and April are the best time to look & listen for Lesser Spotted Woodpeckers calling and drumming in wet, broadleaf woodland. Find out more about Woodpecker Network, listen to Ken Smith's zoom talk for Essex Birdwatching Society from January. ebws.org.uk/talks/jan26

Happy Birthday Young Padawan.

Saw my first Brimstone of the year today. A nice glimpse of spring!

If Michael Gove is having a go at you, you’re doing something right. 💪

A screenshot of a website.

This bit is really jarring (iPhone)!
I think replace one of the headshots with a photo of you in nature.
A couple more nature photos breaking up the text would soften the overall feel.
You may not want it to be too ‘fluffy’ but at the moment it’s a bit LinkedIn.

Populism needs a different name. Simplism. What is easily misunderstood is popular. Too many politicians think the way to beat populists is to mimic them. But you can't mimic dishonesty. 'cut migration' 'we want out country back' etc aren't popular ideas. They are simple ideas. There is a difference

What bird is Puffinus puffinus? Always my favourite question to get in Trivial Pursuit.