cadaver scribe

heres the dish btw

im fucking crying bruh we made gyros last wknd and i posted it in a friend discord server; it got a lot of love and then today in the same server someone posts they fridge with all the kebab ingredients in it. i fire reacted before i realized it was the vent channel and the meat was leaking.

short poem

had to change my pfp because pitbull said some israeli shit and i do not fw that.

Top text: We deserve better buses! Picture of Ride KC Bus overlaid on "FAST FREQUENT FREE" Bottom text: Introducing the Kansas City Bus Riders Union.

The Bus Riders Union is a coalition of community members across the Kansas City metro led by bus riders. We are organizing to fight for equitable freedom of movement by advocating for the diverse needs of bus riders through holding decision-makers accountable. We affirm the right of all to access frequent, reliable, and safe buses, ensuring a connected community.

SAVE THESE DATES: Feb. 20: Bus Riders Union Launch & Canvass - Official launch rally and canvass to invite bus riders to join. Feb. 21: Bus Rider Testimony Workshop - Learn how to craft a powerful budget testimony demanding full bus funding. Feb. 23, Mar. 2, & Mar. 7: KC Budget Hearings - Use those testimonies to fight for a fully-funded Bus system at City Hall.

We deserve a bus system that serves us and doesn't leave anyone behind.

KC Bus Riders Union launching soon... 🔜🚌

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A new chapter for buses in Kansas City is here—KC Bus Riders Union launching next week! 🔥

🚌 February 20th. You don’t want to miss it.

Join your neighbors in fighting for the bus system we all deserve! ❤️‍🔥💪

being transmasc but still deeply feminine is like being hannah montana but the govt wants to kill you wayyyyy more

it is fear , at the heart of it . and i am no less animal (human) (woman) for these terrors i cannot silence . inside .

j pee pants

we should forcefem jd vance

im not saying i want to castrate jake paul but i would like to be in the room when it happens

for the first time in my entire life i will file one (1) W-2 and either i get a wholeeeeee lotta money back or something else happens

if a man eats a banana and nobody sees, is it still an intimate act?

So I recently woke from a dream where I learn of the existence of a movie called "Lord of the Rings 6: One Last Beer", and after waking up I was disappointed that this it wasn't real.

some shifts you just gotta close ur eyes and imagine the whole building burning down

quit doing implementation studies with guys who are buddies and come take a practical exam with the master of ham

every friendship i have is a little homoerotic and i LIKE IT THAT WAY

#FossilFriday Stack of opalised vertebrae from an Early Cretaceous ichthyosaur. Another remarkable fossil on display in the South Australia Museum, Adelaide.

ts scary asl and i just be like going to work and shit

tweeting this from the factory bathroom #walkthewalk

im happy to announce my Masterclass on Shitting On Company Time in theatres February

9 gibbys was my favorite twitter account

working on something that's gonna put hamsters out of business.... but that's just an unintended consequence. i am doing this for the love of the game.

for legal reasons this is a joke

was doing some digging and found out my workplace employs about a dozen convicted pedophiles so for the 12 days of christmas i will be doing everyone a favor

this job is so irritating please put me in school

Literally 1984

This job is so ass

It jiggle but only to a Piper's sweet melodies

Selfie of me holding a large octahedral green fluorite crystal that appears to be larger than my head. Specimen is from New Hampshire.

Please enjoy this fluorite crystal that is roughly the size of my head 😯