Great, my package was delivered, now what will I look forward to?
08.03.2026 17:18
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Great, my package was delivered, now what will I look forward to?
This baby not even a year old and just stampeding around everywhere we go
It’s good coffee if it only tastes bad when you add stuff to it
U can just feed ur baby a rotisserie chicken every week and they’re excited about it every time
This sounds like so much fun 😭🥳 lemme come 😂
I love being able to just look up a fact or how to within seconds on the super computer in my pocket
Being the only one in the yoga class to respond bc I am a toddler mom
Baby took a big fart then closed his eyes
It’s apples to oranges, doesn’t compute
Olympic skater ms liu being flawless in a barrel roll style spin I think
This is what it feels like to go no contact
The answer once again is BLAZOR
Clickty clack, making this update in C#
“My daddy drank a BEE!” - my three yr old
Hahaha why do stand-ups when u can do pass-outs
Let me track my fedex package like it’s Uber Eats
Oh look it’s chocolate cake o’clock
Another killer ab workout that’s left me once again, with no 12 pack, ridiculous
*concentration camps
Gym selfie, ahha
Becoming the strongest of moms
Forgot about pre workout, itchy
Shoutout to the morning dew for keeping my tomatoes alive
Curry I made with the Trader Joe’s yellow curry sauce, boiled potatoes and carrots, cubed and fried chicken, mixed everything together w the sauce (served with rice that’s not shown)
No leftovers ;(:
lol good one
I love adding girl or girly to a sentence, bc girl it immediately ups the whimsy
And yet we want to erase this history? This is amazing
What a terrible woman, you could’ve believed the victims the whole time
Join a body builder gym, u can honestly act funny af no one cares
progressive cant stop me from telling the support tech that I also work in tech
Kind of obsessed with super kitties
